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game scene
tutorial start "i'm lazy, man"
blew her nose so hard it popped her ear
hime has some oomfies that play love and deepspace "and i thought i was horby" - it's targeting a niche that doesn't get seen much
men do not outfreak female gooners + mushroom man is a freak
"DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM! SAAAR!"
yippeee + what do you do when you don't score? "you get on your knees and start giving it sloppy?" - "ohh big boss man i'll make it worth your while"
"nobody in phase could outfreak me" lia and clara only came close
floor 2 - game start "LIMBUS COMPANY"
"i'm just matching the funny numbers, okay?"
is sakana normal?
"2018! god that year sucked"
spectral pack "gambling!" + "lgtv joker"
"he's racist! he's racist!" + "with the amount of gacha i stream i might as well be a full time gamba vtuber"
nor raid + remember to always flush
floor 3 + hime hasn't seen airi since the la fires, hopes she's doing alright
personal timestamp, don't mind me :^
yippeee + hime learns what regicide is
double yippeee
yippeee + cosmic pack "waaOOOoaoaW" + "i ain't no beta!" + yippeee
gambling to scale for the long game + wins the gamba
evil hime laugh
floor 4
"number go up! monkey happy! ook ook ook!" 🐒
yippeee + "number go up make monkey happy."
floor 5 + "you can't noballs me into this, you can't!"
"if i buy this card and nothing happens... naked dogeza! all of you!" - she redeems "i'm never trusting any of you again! as if my trust issues weren't enough!" + "why did i trust?! i shouldn't have trusted!"
first time four of a kind + "you'll win so much you'll get tired of winning and say "mr president pls we're winning too much!""
"and now i might as well get uranus hehe"
hime gets how people can spend thousands of dollars at casinos + huge 10k points + "i didn't think it'd be that big... that's what she said"
massive points "number go up" WHAAAT
floor 6
"and we get money. stonks!" + "venus? we get peanits"
yippeee
five of a king
floor 7
rana ianna raid - "wait a second... didn't you graduate?"
immediate first draw four of a kind
decides not to reroll boss, wins extremely quickly
floor 8 "ya'll would never catch me being that broke
"i wanna see how high we can get" + laughing to herself at a straight with all multipliers
instant four of a kind - hime laughs and slams desk + "we're going big or going home"
you win yippeee! - hime is hooked and wants to play again
evil hime laugh + hime learns there's a phone version "this game is hitting gacha addicts like crack in the 80s"
"number go up make monkey happy ook ook ook!"
