
hime comes

rie's extremely long nap + the kinds of games she wants to play that aren't real

start - knockback shooter

"i'm just gonna shoot myself"

"oh wait i get it... nevermind i don't get it"

"i don't know if you've noticed but i'm not much of a gamer" + the duolingo owl is stalking her now

"f this baka chungus game"

double yippeee + hime wants to have the biggest IQ

no, no, yes, no, idk

"the cute? omg it's me! i'm the cute!"

yippeee + mwah

over the weekend hime watched the FNAF movie with her brother - "dawg it's ass!" - she likes when the animatronics were nice

slime eats hime's shot "it ate my balls! stop eating my balls!"

"i'm so smart, smortest princess in the world"

"nice. poggers. poggers champers." + hime was playing genshin all morning - she likes natlan + a bit of genshin chat

start - pin pull

this reminds hime of "where's my water?"

monkey noises NOOO!

they copied goku - hime watched movies of sun wukong + "i'm not a furry i dunno what you're talking about!"

"bumblebee my bumblebae" + doesn't know anyone who says bae unironically

gets stuck in full screen and starts mashing buttons + hime hyperventilating sounds

"push! cmon cmon slide in there!"

yippeee + yippeee

"omg we're poor. regalian kingdom is in shambles! we need money!"

"go go go go! GOOO!"

"HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!"

double yippeee

"this is to keep the poor out. the poor, uneducated people."

AAAGH!

is hime goated with the sauce breaking it down sexual style" - "what do you mean by your people" + hime is a facebook realer now

clap clap clap yippeee

"NOOO! THERE'S ONE EMBER!"

"ip address? you know where i pee?"

"oh i get it now. very funny. very smart. hardy har har" + living without balls - at least you don't get testicular torsion

"NOOO! that is bullsheet!... wait what? you know what i'll take it"

hime remembered to feed both of her pets before she slept for 12 hours

the most hime has ever spent on shoes? - she doesn't know, she mostly spends on clothes

"oh wait NOOO!"

"f my stupid chungus ass f'ing life dude"

"please! OMG WE DID IT!" AAAGH "stupid CHUNGUS GAME" mic peak scream

eimi raid

"tsundere connect... we're not tsuns!" + "i know how to cook. i know exactly how to cook."

"please stop! UWAAARRGGHHH"- "speed! we are speed!"

"no stop going so fast!" - ueee ue ue

"stupid f'ing chungus game" + "ok ok ok okay i understand everything about this world now and the laws of physics"

BWAAAAGH!

sweet little hime bee NYOOO!

NO! NOOO! ue ueee + "i'm so smart, i'm a genius"

start - number dungeon

yippeee

yeah okay 69 heh

wawawawa + "HURRY UP! HURRY YOUR STOOPID ASS UP!"

"dova syndrome, free bgm my beloved" + "KFP" + hime tells you the free bgm she uses

"we are mathing! quick maths!" + "we gotta numberfren now"

"you're better off playing league? don't say that to anyone you're NEVER better off playing league, NEVER."

"why is there sudden music change i'm scared now"

"go go go x5 we got this beat his ass! YEAAAH!" + "there's always a bigger fish"

"don't get tempted my brothers. do NOT get tempted!"

yippeee + "my min/maxing was my downfall"

NOOO!

"less is more! less is more!"

"good old lobotomy corporation. it's the best game on earth. it's the best game ever made."

gasping noises "I DID IT! let's go!"

"okay okay first try! first try btw!"

"move faster. move your ass. HAUL. ASS" - "we settle for nothing but the best here in regalian kingdom

there's mooore aauuggghh - f my stupid chungus life

rie has been watching a lot of house m.d. episodes recently on youtube

"hime md? i could never be a doctor... i'd be the balls doctor" - "leave me alone i'm a vtuber!" + "you know what an atuber is? you gotta go to a special site to watch that"

hime's family always makes oatmeal watery + "cmon speedrun speedrun speedrun!"

"i hate this! stupid chungus levels! raaagh!"

"WHEN DOES IT EEEND!?!?"

it's not enough "take away the time limit! TAKE IT AWAAAY!" mic peaking

"just enough! just enough!" - it sounds like you're having fun "i dunno, i dunno if i'm having fun"

rie has been watching a serious called financial audit + financial talks + rie's family drilled into her head to always pay off credit cards

"central bank of regalia, that's the only good bank in this world" + give hime your credit card numbers

"it's not a cult. we're not a cult."

"OWWW! WHAT?" - "F THIS STUPID CHUNGUS GAME"

WHYYY?!?

desk slam GYAAAHHH - hime gives up

"stupid f'ing numbers dungeon dude"

having a chat with hime

so excited yippeee "i see uwu apple princess, i am terrified"

have a goodge + otsuhime + kisses + end card
