hello hello everybody!
dissing the title font, dissing the fans, choosing difficulty
not sponsored btw
sonic goes fast (shocked pikachu)
"We don't need instructions!" [flies straight off the map]
Sonic is Mirage now, and has RPG stats
Sonic fights Ninja (real) "What are you doing not playing Roblox.. I mean Fortnite"
taunts the game, immediately jinxes herself
sussy cyloops
the what😳
backseated by the game itself
"Bring back Wolf Sonic! 'Furry Sonic?' He's already furry!"
Amy's here "I'm right here you blind bitch!" .... "Oh no she's an NFT!"
"I can fish? Wait that means Big the Cat is in the game!"
fighting Asura "Oh! I'm so goddamn smart!" [completely misses]
meeting Elder Koco "Oh, so you're incompetent!"; Deep-voiced sonic impression
literally just drawing dicks for free money
another Elder Koco, more Deep Voiced Sonic impression
Eggman's dead anyway, steal his stuff
deadge for cheesing
drawing a "dragoon"
attempt 2 at the time trial, not worried at all
purchasing the Amy NFT
X is the new R1, who even needs rings
"Gimme a C!" [A] "What!"
bring the missing children back to their neglectful dad
[massive boss cutscene] "Crazy how Sonic only has one eye and two pupils"
"What are you doing here in the digital world, child? You have to be 13+ to use this site!"
sure, sidequest while the world is ending, I guess
random sonic comic lore, eggman's various children
pomu raid! Selen draws her a gift
distracted by chat, sonic fucking dies
jebaited by map marker
pomudachi herding mission "You don't need 50 kids, that's too much college tuition"
"I'm not doing the children quest!" "... I HAVE TO!?" [She has to]
"How did you have 50 kids!?" [Mom dies] "Well now they're 50 orphans"
Max Boost Sonic is too fast for Selen
unlocking new cool-looking sonic combos "I'll never use these"
Ninja jumpscare
Tails who? Only Amy and Mystery Child now
ez baby game takes 4 tries, "Good enough for a C!" [D rank get]
classic 2D levels, jinx strikes again for her rings
watch Selen fail basic platforming for two minutes straight
gotta fight a boss to fish "Oh easy!" [instantly gets hit]
off to the fishing dimension "C'mon Big the Cat! YEAHHHHH"
Fishing time, leading to cursed tangents and Koco abduction accusations
Squid boss jumpscare
griefed by the sun, denied the rematch
Sonic is a lawn mower now
Selen's only weakness, her own greed and illiteracy
"How didn't I finish with 50 last time!?" [50 ring jinx again, then again]
"Like Sonic Sez, 'Gotta go at a reasonable pace!'"
talking to the correct Amy, Tails continues to get whomegalul'd
flashback to Chaos, "he's dead but he has a cool hat!"
Tony Zelda: Breath of the Hawk
time to spin the graves
"Yeah? Yeah! YEAH! .... no?"
Super Sonic time, banger alert
Phase 2, Laser Light show
I never knew you could dodge the beam like that
just like bloodborne, selen cannot parry
Welcome to Zone 2: Find the Chaos Emeralds... again!
NFT Knuckles
Strider... fight? Platforming section?
"fuck this" [dies], griefed again by a point blank shot
Starfall... slot machine?
"Cmon kids watch daddy gamble"
Knuckles NFT unlocked
2D level, jinxing without any consequences this time
Junji Ito fish titan
"Beat up the child knuckles, she needs to learn consequences"
Sumo fight jumpscare
cheesing the rings to speed boost
another 2D level, Chemical Plant
Selen parry practice kekw
Sonic causes widespread ecological damage, hurray!
Desert Shark, another banger alert
griefed by a completely different enemy while shark-ing
the hardest part of a sonic game: trying to leave an area
cyloop gacha for fun and profit
knuckles child delivery: hyperspeed edition
ending the gameplay with another drawing of a "dragoon", over to chatting screen
quick pre-bathroom break merch shill
Super Sonic fight looks like a 2010s AMV fr fr
Donation readings
Selen can totally finish games, right? Yeah...
how long as Mirage been Sonic? (also Ezio, Batman, and Chris Redfield)
gonna try for boomer cartoon karaoke for the (belated) membership anniversary
Overwatch Lobby music brainrot
and now the neopets tangent, guilt tripping and causing depression... for profit!
For anyone who likes to see/look back, though I'm sure I missed a few.
superchats finished!
playing the new pokemon games next week?
"Can't wait for the cat to become bipedal, so everyone cries"
spoilers for pokemon designs
and spoilers over
"Are they hot at least?" No smash or pass...unless?
