hello everybody! Last stream before 3day break!
professional streamer with professional thumbnails starts the game
murder one random person and suddenly you're wanted, smh
the bloodlust overcomes her repeatedly, not even compliments will save you
Just do a revolution like the French, ezpz
How to aim gun? Why not just run up and stab instead?
stealth gun
accidentally quickscopes a random guard
The target is inside the walls
@ lmao wtf, idk how u noticed him in there
totally not blasphemous Selen targets a preist because god told her to
"There's an easier way? But is it the Selen way?"
"Will I die if I jump from here?" [jumps off a 30 story cathedral]
"Oh no the gilfs... the glyphs!"
Glyph located, now play find the circle
fists and butcher knife acquired, along with free advertisement
who needs combat when you can just grab and stab
Keijos the Captain of the Guard to death
desperately trying to die but she can't
actual stealth foiled by bad controls... and maybe just being bad
NPC sitting discrimination
"Capitalism has gone too far, I can't even sit where I want to!" [saved by a goofy ragdoll]
if all else fails, return to gun
if gun does not work, use gun twice
time to stealth by sekuhara (and drowning)
"What's the point of living if you can't grab two asses at once?"
stealth via spontaneous guard swimming, failure continues
just walk up and stab them, easy as
"there's no way I can fuck this up" and she fucks it up
again, a perfect chance and she fucks it, quintuple daipan
and the third time she also fucks it, unironically just a skill issue
guard baiting strategy engaged
high tension hide-and-seek
gamers and ezio don't look down, everyone involved is angry
the pain is over, only 35 minutes later
suddenly a riot, "VIve La France... I mean Italia!"
Totally smooth and fancy throwing knife kill
Selen argues she'd make a better Templar
"No one deserves to die in such pain" Selen disagrees. Lets him cook.
Sequence 14, time to drip ezio out in pouches
Blacksmith calls Selen poor. Malds
collectathon time, codex pages and... the glyphs?
Bookmark for myself.Also your inability to look down killed me.
An absolute menace to civilians everywhere.
Bullies gambling dragoons
Never steal from Selen. Selen the bridge troll
"I'm a good person, sometimes! you gotta roll the gacha... to live!"
Selen the Bird Girl. Angers the horde
instead of simply killing the enemies, Selen spills innocent courtesan blood needlessly
Food and travel expenses not included
Gives an innocent "dance juice" and watches him freak it. "I totally didn't, I'm just a random stranger haha"
Watches an entire group of guards go insane with poison
back to the Villa, Leo time
Rodrigo Borgia "He's the Pope? I'm gonna kill the Pope!"
Oh look Ezio, it's our dad & brothers hanging out with the pope.
"This is the puzzle!?"
To Rome!
now watch that guard do a funky dance
Selen's horse riding expertise
Ezio's 20 years of parkour experience
AI almost as blind as Selen
Selen cheeses a fight scene, fails the mission, then sequence breaks it
"If I throw this knife from behind, they'll die right?" They didn't.
Time to kill the Pope!
Ezio uses Double Team!
"The pope can't be countered" - Selen Tatsuki, 2023. Knives him instead
Into the Vault. Fist fighting with the Pope! Cheesing the Pope!
Meeting Minerva. Is this Sciento---
WTF was that ending? Templars attack the hideout
Genetic Memory only goes so far without throwing knives
Thoughts on AC2
over to chatting screen, plans to finish the other AC games?
Donations and Superchats!
Right. The AC movie. New membership idea (oh no)
RIP Michael Fassbender's acting career and on other Video Game movies
don't play OW2 at 5am (not clickbait) (smurf placement horror stories)
dueling hackers
Selen almost falls for "dogs can't look up", despite Ember existing
Who would go on the internet and just lie? Selen's Horrible History book collection
maybe modern times aren't so bad after all, we have the internet
Things that make Selen cry
