Hello hello everybody! Not late!
HDCPain, sasuga papa tatsuki
lunch time, game time, "I don't remember the controls"
more papa tatsuki storytime about TLOU
Selen trusts the AIs and immediately regrets it
"I'm scared of normal people too, that's called anxiety~"
instead of stealthing, selen does not, and fucking dies
attempting the molotov cheese, complete skill issue, dead again again
selen uses a rifle in cqc, dies
"Lower your standards, you're watching Selen Tatsuki... and for everything really"
Selen stealths with her fists
The game says run, she does not, dies, returns with fists of flame
- I lost it when she started screaming STEALTH as she loudly punched. Amazing.
another bout of stealth fists
being cool > saving resources; surely this won't backfire
meet the bloater (it backfired)
"Keep shooting Bill!" [he does not]
bloater down... unless...?
Selen "not a sociopath" Tatsuki strikes again
Ellie exposes Bill's Sacred Texts in the truck
"Can't flank me!" [still gets flanked]
"You've earned half your name... Sarah-llie!"
attempting to be a father figure to Sara-llie
Selen endorses cannibalism (in game, right?)
stealth again... Selen can't get butchery off her mind
boomer Selen teaches the youngins; dies to monitor diff
mid-sentence jinx
personal timestamp
kinkshaming leads to another stealth fail
"Who's gonna cover you?" [Shot] "OH shit that's who!"
No Hoes?
Selen baits out the one guy to backseat
"You told me they were cannibals! I ate someone to fit in!"
Chat manifests the 4th, 5th, and 6th guys
ey that was my comment i said "get rid of one guy the make burgers and fries"
chat baits Selen into making herself lost
Sarah-llie asserts dominance over Joel
time for the spooky underground water level
Extremely directionally challenged... or is she just Selen the Explorer?
stalkers? stalkers
scaredlen returns despite there being no enemies
Joel is too cool to open the door quickly
not even in the apocalypse is your wife safe from Selen
on a wife-stealing bender "I'm gonna name your wife Tess!"
"You've earned your full name Ellie! And a new mom!"
Selen learns she isn't actually tone deaf
"We're gonna leave one guy alive so I can watch Ellie can shoot him"
woops no more stealth, time for ellie to shine
suddenly png mid-fight
Hunters walling; Selen gets two-tapped
the most silent unsuppressed rifle shot
another instant karma moment
Selen goes full psycho for bacon
Selen serpentines to secure scarce survival
time for Ellie and Joel 2... "Welcome to the single dad club Sam! Wait..."
"A brother can be a father..."
Henry gets "WE?!"-'d then blows their stealth
Selen's insightful comment on Sam and Ellie
"What happens if I shoot them? Oh shit!"
Hannibal and molotov cookery
"You don't trust me? I have a gun!"
time for even more sewers
clicker 180
"No shooting and must play? What?"
Go Ellie Go!
rip Kyle... "Hey kids wanna learn about trauma?"
"Sam... how do you feel about being called Elliot, or... Sarah 3?"
Almost shooting Sam, peekaboo, stalkers return
"I'm the cool dad that lets you do dangerous stuff!"
"This isn't even a good ice cream truck, where's the sonic?"
Gamer Hunters don't look up
"This sniper can't hit sh-"
1HP and a dream; time for counter-sniping
"Take the shot Selen...oh shit!"
more teenage bonding, and by bonding we mean trauma
bookmark
off to the dam
Tommy real! Now take his wife!
dog real + can pet = best game
gun upgrades real
just casually looting while under attack
griefed by random NPC
sudden headshot, run it back
Horse time "say... does it hurt when guys ride horses?"
I'm still in awe ngl......
mentally stunlocked by Joel riding an invisible horse
no longer stunlocked, now she's just bad
"Why aren't I as good at horseback riding? Is it because my di-"
E: "Everyone has died or left me, except you" S: "Yet!"
Sarah brainrot real, off to the University; calling it here
