hello everybody! May 4th! Happy Holidays!
OW2 rank grind next week with Vox and Sonny!
Jedi Asian parenting
Why do Stormtroopers even have armor?
Gaslighting streamer is shocked when chat gaslights her
Enter goth ex-gf "... the old look was hotter"
turns out the "Jedi purity" bit last stream was actually canon
"totally moved on from the ex" RP continues
add in some mommy issues as well
"Ehehe... Marrin, did you just say you missed me?"
Pump and Dump, the true Jedi Way "Maybe they're the bad guys after all..."
Romantic spamel ride with the gf "Stay pure Cal!"
"Don't give in Cal! Resist the Witch! NOOOOO! [...] We had a loophole!"
Cordova!?
Roll credits
Selen's greatest weakness: Jedi Church Studies
Gun acquired "... Can I also have your jetpack?"
back to find the shop
Metroid Prime playthrough? "I used to think her name was Metroid, like Zelda"
Wanted to order ice cream but the place is closed
Direction-challenged dragon attempts to find poncho frog
looking for poncho, find DJ robot "It's like Daft Punk!"
instead of solving a puzzle, Selen quantum tunnels her chocobo isntead
this is the selen that wants to fight the poncho frog
a majestic symphony of scav bots, turkeys, and dogs to round it all off
anyway back to being extremely lost
accidentally stumbles into the 2 minute crevice easter egg
Battle Droid Art Class
Darth Selen's battle with the Frog Of Kos begins!
Poncho Frog jumpscare
xp lost, baby dragon cries because bad
cope icecream
cheese denied by lack of skill (points): time for the hard way
chest cheese also denied, defeated and deflated Selen
rare first-person Star Wars chest cheese... also fails
Frog suffering continues
"I'm gonna try so hard" [shot by basic droids] "... I'm gonna get my ice cream"
ice cream stuck in traffic, instantly instakilled
ice cream getto
back to frog suffering, now with ice cream breaks
instakilled? That's an ice cream break
another instakill, more ice cream, "All for a goddamn poncho"
gives up the autoparry, gets 3 combo'd, goes back to autoparry
frog cheats his own death with vomit
Selen... You were so close...
the pew and poke method
another good run instakilled
"I need you do believe in me more!" [dies] "Stop believing in me"
check him frog PC
"Let's try this" [instakilled]
"full serious, no commentary" - she commentates [instakilled]
vox toxic in chat; "I'll remember this when we play OW"
aaand another instakill
who needs autoparry, gun wins!
Victory!
Vox gets to kill poncho frog on Grandmaster. Trophy photo.
stumbles into the double frog challenge dungeon
Cal goes bald, Vox loses his balls
Selen makes a bet with Vox: Masters for GM Double Frog
Selen's history of innocent droid murder returns
raider jumpscare
no heals and a schrodinger's boss cheese
MagnaGuard dies of cringe
Magnaguard dies of cringe
150 droid time attack; pew pew pew
Cal (Selen) struggles at basic parkour challenges
1HP and even more parkour challenges; "tactical" death
Stealth Jedi knows how to dodge gun "what do I do now!?"
Crossguard Stance unlocked, Vox nerdges
pocho bugs out, turns into a hoodie "Why do I look like a divorced dad?"
Man bun Cal Kestis; Selen gets lost again
Third Partied by Valkyrie, immediately dispatched by gun
BD Koboh matter upgrade; braincells on overdrive
Selen forgets the upgrade she got less than 10 minutes ago
idolizing Dagan Gera, Anakin apologism "well he confessed, so he went to space heaven!"
bugtester Selen finds a rock with no collision
Grappler monke breaks Selen's overlay; War [legally distinct space] Hammer
Jammin with the DJ in the Saloon, MIB cartoon nostalgia
Bode performs instant transmission
calling it here, tired from fighting frogs [over to chatting screen]
ate a whole ass bingsu during that frog fight (it's a lot)
"You want Sekiro, seeing that? That's why you need to fund it"
