
hello hello everybody! starting with more papa tatsuki shenanigans

Yesterday's scrims. Too good. Weapon banned.

Mama Tatsuki confused by Selen not waking up for midday stream, except today's was 5pm

Game start; time for University; HBO Show talk

"Ellie quiet, give daddy some time with chat"

stelth time

"How thicc are these zombies that they break my arrows?"

"The weapon? which one? the giant flamethrower? that couldn't be it"

"Why don't the zombies eat monkeys? Aren't they basically the same meat?"

scaredlen spooked by pure ambiance

Doomsday prepper tips with Selen Tatsuki

down into the clicker hole

"SHIV... SHIV... okay... smooth as hell... OOH FUCK!"

"Ah yeah Nathan Drake, from the Uncharted Movie"

"You mean this apocalypse isn't only in America? Yay! Everyone is dying!"

"If they're dead is it really stealing? Graverobbing is a thing, but I'm Selen!"

"Cmon, I know you're university students, where's your alcohol!?"

fully rested Selen fights her intrusive thoughts about a wrench

"Um ackshually? Okay nerd, time for your wedgie." "...if that's your fetish, who stockholmed you into liking it?"

reject fungus, return to monke

"They're just people? That's fine"

"I'm just camping? Well I said I'm trying to learn Valorant"

axe i-frames ftw
!["Oh it's scripted?" [fails QTE] "You said it was scripted!" - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"Oh it's scripted?" [fails QTE] "You said it was scripted!"

Even while literally dying, Selen backseats Ellie's ammo efficiency

Winter "... oh it's the meme!"

Selen gets skill diff'd by a deer

Ellie knows Stranger Danger

"Cover the windows!" "I forgot to cover the windows!!!!"
!["Where's my cover! WHERE'S MY COVERRRRRR!!" [dead] - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"Where's my cover! WHERE'S MY COVERRRRRR!!" [dead]

ellie stealth time... and dead
!["Watch this!" [dies] - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"Watch this!" [dies]
!["I have infinite shivs? Okay I have an idea!" [dies] - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"I have infinite shivs? Okay I have an idea!" [dies]

Circling Clicker causes Scared Selen

FRENCH SELEN

Free loot makes Selen French with suspicion

time for the big boss rush "I just used all my molotovs, surely this won't screw me over!"

First try! "I did it? Who said 12 tries?"

Joel 2's twist revealed, now back to Joel 1

"Shoot Ellie! Anybody just not the horse! Nooooooo!"

another ellie stealth section... goes about as well as you'd expect
!["This is the most stealth I've done in a while" [dies] - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"This is the most stealth I've done in a while" [dies]

once again stealth goes very... selen

"Fuck stealth, all I needed was GUN!"

"You want stealth? Go watch Fulgur!"

"There's more? Alright let's shoot them, I've given up"
![[half an enemy] "Think he's okay? I think he's okay" - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
[half an enemy] "Think he's okay? I think he's okay"
!["Oh damn, where's your leg? Oh there it is!" [tbags] - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
"Oh damn, where's your leg? Oh there it is!" [tbags]

"Are they cannibals? ...I'd join them."

"Oh thank god back to the real main character"

more gunfights, selen gets out-skilled in shooting

kobe nail bomb

Joel's asking a few questions, Selen has suggestions to help

i thought Selen was a sociopath but then happenedhow am i suppose to relate to her now?

"Don't get distracted Ellie! Ooh the pet store!"

"Gun!? GUN! I was panicking!"

panic serpentine and turkey noises

Selen may or may not know what a door looks like (David boss fight)

Selen refuses to run, gets shanked... twice

now it's a sneak-off "this is bullshit!"

David successfully out-stealthed; time for Joel

aggressive nail bomb

Cannibal Selen returns in full force

Selen only now realizes...

Finally off to Jackson, "Man, Joel should not have stopped me"
![[Giraffe scene] "Oh hey there Selen! Having a good time stealthing?" - 【THE LAST OF US PART I】shhh the clickers can hear us【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/9pSXCxTMtJA/mqdefault.jpg)
[Giraffe scene] "Oh hey there Selen! Having a good time stealthing?"

"We should steal one of their babies so we can ride it!"

"Man these animations are so cool for upgrades... wait did I just wipe my gun for more ammo?"

emotional moment interrupted by Selen trying to punch a skeleton

instead of stealth, why not try wasting literally all your resources

the return of bricking the clicker

now faced with 30 more enemies, will gun work

after dying to getting cornered, she immediately corners herself... again

stealth failed again, time to stealth better

"I'm the most important one here! 'Think of the children?' I was a child once!"

Selen manages to softlock herself, ellie pls

Selen manages to find and solve a completely new bug

"Just take a little bit of the brain!"

the patented aggressive nail bomb

"I love assault rifles! ...in video games!"

Selen does a stealth (real)

the ol shoot and nail bomb combo "hope that teaches you not to mess with Selen!"

"Am I a bad person? No... everyone else just deserves to die"

"April 28th... April 28th Part 2 Remastered"

Selen Stealth (real, for real this time)

Selen HATES doctors (in video games)

Epilogue, "I'm sure humanity will be fine!"

DLC will be later, saving voice for Wrestlesanji

Part 1 wording strikes again
