Start
the lass shows up
full aussie mode "oi wtf did you say about my accent?" + "meet me in the bunnings parkling lot, i'll show ye what's good"
hime saw the trailer and got excited + changing the captions to full brit
game start
"wow... england looks depressing"
hime's pigeon brethren + "ya want some lube?"
"omg her tits are so saggy"
"AAA! i'm getting sucked!" - "pov you're sperm cell swimming through to get to the egg"
yippeee ah oops
ow ow ow "what the f did you just call me?"
"that is a f'in huge one if i've ever seen it. it's the size of me head!"
double tskr
hime is a parkour master "i'll make the jump for the beef"
Jesus fuckin' 'ell 'ime! Ya can't just be sayin' shite like that!
hehe pp spotted - hime murders a caterpillar and goes on a rampage
"WHY ARE THE FISH WATCHING ME!?"
"AAA! NO! NO! NOOO!"
"she's a cuckquean. oi she's a cuckquean"
fake sneeze "i've accidentally made it spread its seed!"
"gimme ice cream! i want ice cream!" + "your package came in the male?"
"you can't say that about the queen!"
yippeee + plap plap plap
"price shaggers... that's what they used to call me in college"
"are we about to meet rrat jesus?" ... "i wanted to meet rrat jesus"
"walkies? walkies! time to go walkies!?"
evil hime laugh ehehehe "yeah destruction!"
"omg shiina! the crabbies" + hime is cursed to live in a country that is hot year round
"did i just get absorbed by the meat?" meat gang for life
AAA!
AAAUGH! - "listen chat... hear me out." + sudden himecube jumpscare
"profiling? oh my bad. you just all look so alike"
"oh she's into it... nevermind"
gasp "BEANS!" - "damn beach you live like this?"
"AAA THAT'S A PENIS! THAT'S A PENIS!" + hime bird noises
pikmin + "he scammed us! again!"
if there's anyone who knows how to hold a grudge it's the british
"i wanna meet rrat jesus!" + sausage hole guy "oh yes please more sausages!
AAA... AAAGGH!
"bait used to be believable"
"we became fried! they deep fried us nooo!"
"damn beach you live like this?" - "wake up! wake up! wake up!"
"no! noo! NOOO!"
does he have dildos on his wall? - "i am so sorry my man. i am sorry my dude." + "put your carrot away!" + "f your beans!"
gasp AAA ear piercing scream
"what if i eat the rat poison? nah i'd live" - "can we go meet rrat jesus again?" + "rrat jesus. rrat jesus!"
"omg! he's homophobic!" + "what'd you just call me? call me that again!" + "i'm a greedy little piglet!"
"these fish getting piped... um... AAAAA!!!" ear piercing scream + "cmon lad let's go again" + extremely sus insatiable hime (jesus hime)
"ohh you know what we gotta do to him. smacky bum bum. plap plap plap"
uruka raid - "it is f'in massive"
"i'm gonna unhime myself"
"enough! enough! enouugh!" +credits with cute hime noises
"all these one pump chumps, man" - insatiable hime again + "don't give me the pills, give him the pills. he clearly needs it"
yippeee + "wasn't that just lovely? we made it out of britain!" - "never returning. 0/10 that was awful."
"i can't believe british people are real!"
yippeee
