entrance of hime
on hime's hero cover
the featured talents volunteered for their roles
first lobby
1st game start - hime does not know how to play
"unhime yourself, NOW."
hime very obsessively instructs you not to call her a liar
rie will remember this + looks down and booba "totally not a furry btw" - says it many times
"surely we survive this... GET F'D! GET F'D!"
hime asks the question "i'm your oshi, right?"
bitos shooting blanks when you exhaust them too much + "if you love me you'll call me a liar" - "master manipulator? that's me." - "less yandere core and more emotionally manipulative gf core"
hime goes 5/6 "i'm gonna shut my mouth now"
"that's cap dude!" hime finally unhimes herself + hime monke noises
"i wanna make you work for it" heart eyes
game 2 start
"waHOOO it is flat. it is absolutely flat"
hime talking about fantastic beasts and where to find them
"who tf is pissing over there? ... fess up. who pissed?" - "... why are you nodding so enthusiastically wtf?"
hime sperging over being called a liar, is actually a liar
desk slam "i will remember this."
pizzler the rizzler + hime has a question "have you streamed hime music today?" + bito dies because not streaming hime music "that's what you f'in deserve!"
"billions must stream." + "there's something going on between these two bitos"
"are any of you guys... a liker!?" - hime has trust issues and would never doubt a bito's love
"the liker has been terminated... begone wretched beast!"
FAAAQ hime dies + "you told me you were 18!!"
"hime lied, people died" + "he kinda looks like he's packing" hime wants to see
game 3 start "let's check out what the breeding bull's got"
hime question "does everyone play project moon games here?" - shills lobcorp hard
rie loves roblox + "holy faq! are those my tits?" + "he's not as packing as i thought he'd be but... i'll allow it"
gaslighting and laughing
FAAQ! "i'm gaslighting myself now!" + "no bulge?"
"smells of lying pig in here, don't ya think?!" + "this guy is a master. a master baiter. you're a master baiter, aren't you? ... looks like we're all master baiters in this town"
"so this is a circlejerk? omg you're right this is a circlejerk!"
hime calls and dies "the master baiter was you!" + "KOMAEDA!!!"
game 4 start
hime questions "have you all paid your hime tax?" + "deport low effort clips" + "i'm so chonk i can't even look down at my tits"
"komaeda, your luck has run out!" + "now i gotta deep throat that sheet" GAWK GAWK
"yeah! yeah gawk on that thing!" - "the diabolical glizzy gobbler"
MAXIMUM GLIZZY OVERDRIVE! gawk gawk gawk + pufferfish noises
the performance of a lifetime GAWK GAWK GAWK
yay yippeee + "yeah suck that thing! cawk tuah!"
another glizzy gobbling performance GAWK GAWK GAWK
hime making gawk noises for someone else
rie enters glizzy overdrive and dies
panko new outfit reveal
game 5 start - hime got out gawk'd
hime hasn't deployed her manipulation tactics enough - tries it and fails + dead eyes toggle
"that was the weakest gawk game i've ever seen" (wtf hime lol)
hime dies "you mfer. you mfer! YOU MFER!" - "you never loved me! ... it was all just a lie!"
game 6 start
"yeah sit me in the chair. i'll watch, i'll gladly watch"
"that's what happens when you don't gawk enough!"
hime gives bad gawk and dies
they call him monkeyboy "are you black?" (lmao hime) + "asian mexicans"
game 7 start - we in chinatown now let's go!
"horny slut!"
"imagine the head game you would get from an f'ing giraffe... do giraffes have gag reflexes?"
hime teaches you chinese slurs - there's no real slurs, just insults
heart eye toggle "playing with fire, sugar?" + hime thinks mipples are sensitive
gawk gawk gawk + "harder darling..." heart eyes
"FAAAQ! gonna unhime myself... yes? i should unhime myself? should i unhime myself right now?"
f this bingus life gawk gawk gawk + gawk requiem + skibidi requiem
rie learns about fap hero + plap to the beat
gawk halation and dies + hime is busy hanging with her beaches
himebito skibidi rizz meme names
"yeah cmon gawk on that thing!... that's what you get!"
"i feel like i'm watching something i shouldn't be" - "so this is what it's like to be in the cuck chair"
Thanks for the game, the gawk rebrand and the somehow homoerotic plotline you created
So yeah, about that
game 8 start
becomes hellme + hime gives a PSA: she has a devil card + hellme was completely accidental
some amazing head nodding communication of “I have a devil card, call it” “ok, I’ll do it because Hime will get hit by it hehe”
hime can be smug too hmph + another devil card
rie starts begging to be given the win "please bro just one!"
hime gives fanservice so you let her win
ember raid
"lucky rabbit's foot? no, lucky rabbit's tits!"
NOOO! hime dies "nyo nyo stop it stop it!"
cats 1: hime: 0 + denied revealed as milk cat
game 9 start
hime is eating fried chicken + "corporate F"
queen never cry
"you love me right? and you'd do anything for me, right?" heart eyes
"who's your master? who's your daddy?!" + girls don't 'shoot' the same way boys do
"do it. DO IT! DO IT!!" - "call him a lying ahh beach!"
hime begs for clip content and plays a chaos card
hime dies begging for one round win
"i wanna see someone blow another guy's brains out"
hime begging and invoking her right to a victory
game 10 start - as rigged as it can get
"you wouldn't let these titties lose, would you?" + "cahm on regalia score some faqqin goals!"
accidentally jobs and almost loses "please please please!"
gets called and screams WHYYY? + unhinged laughter
"even if you die we shall remember you as the guy with heavy balls" + hime jobs again and screams more + final 1v1 chaos card duels
"all in. we're going all in!" hime still loses (LOL)
"i was just meant to take the L. i was meant to take the L over and over"
