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Selen's history of forcing people to play bomberman with her

trying in vain to force people to play multiplayer with her

opponent found (real), Match 1... lag city

top 500 bomberman plays (there are not 500 players)

Match 2 against the same person

consequence free taunting "I'm just that good, I told you"

attempting to find more players "Bring back bomberman!"

Match 3, now with 4 players "Enjoy the lag!"

trolled by downed dragoons from the sidelines

Selen wins again; "I've played this game for years, you only just bought this game!"
![Quickplay, "Where's your cosmetics, losers?" [game lags to death] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Quickplay, "Where's your cosmetics, losers?" [game lags to death]

"Maybe I should have waited for Super Bomberman 2..."

$40 game refuses to connect, crashes "It was worth that one hour and 3 games I played"
![Match real "I'm gonna getcha!" [dies] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Match real "I'm gonna getcha!" [dies]

from karma to hubris to karma in 30 seconds flat

ping issues (real)

quick play match real... for about 10 seconds

Match 5 for real this time, immediately clowning on the dragoons

aaaand DC'd

"I swear to god if you stop me from playing the game!"

1v1 in bomberman, Selen throws by taunting

"Bomb yourself, NOW!"

Selen plays out the clock, uses 2 revives, still loses
!["We all gotta stay connected here..." [disconnected] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"We all gotta stay connected here..." [disconnected]

perpetually in pain trying to find game 6
!["Game 6 is real!" [dies] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"Game 6 is real!" [dies]
!["You little bitches!" [spawncamped] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"You little bitches!" [spawncamped]
!["You can't do anything!" [dies again] "I hate you so much" - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"You can't do anything!" [dies again] "I hate you so much"

Selen incites dragoon violence towards her own goals

no amount of rigging can solve selen's skill issues
![Game 7 real(?) "We can't let him win again..." [disconnects] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Game 7 real(?) "We can't let him win again..." [disconnects]

servers cursed, lobby countdown goes back in time
![[lags] "It's playableeeeee! Aghhhhhhh" - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
[lags] "It's playableeeeee! Aghhhhhhh"
!["I'm not that greedy, just one more game!" [the third one more game] - 【SUPER BOMBERMAN R】give me the glove powerup【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/FeaLLlI9dKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
"I'm not that greedy, just one more game!" [the third one more game]

"Just one more game! ...oh Medi's here we're gonna DC"

"Just one more game! MEDI NO"

"I am the last Bomberman"

Pomu drops by to rub salt in the wound

one final 1v1 with a dragoon, the mythical game 7 is real

"lag won't stop me from killing you!"

Penguin throwing? or being distracted by the school uniform?

choke for a choke, Selen goes full LTG

checking out the bomberman... lore?

bomberman story stages

"This is expert? I'm already fucking- I can get to a boss!"

malding over frogs

Boss Stage! "You gonna cry little baby man?"

magnet bomb panic, Selen Selen-s the boss, time for CRAB

over to chatting screen

looking up playercount stats for Bomberman

Superchat Readings
