hello hello everybody!
Staff-san mandated disclaimer: A mature game for mature dragoons.
Game Start
Dynasty Warriors was a fantastic game. Literally never heard anyone else mention it. Very based.
"Ah it's like Dynasty Warriors! Wait... where are their clothes? Oh..."
Anime OP
Cultured Selen and Keijo
average katsuragi dialogue, delivered with the utmost expression from Selen
Selen goes into the Dressing Room
Intimacy room. Summons hands, "oh nyo"
that "oh no" was the sound of slow, realization of what is sure to be... headpats.
If she’s screaming over this game, we gotta get her to play Senran Reflections, the Holy Grail of Senran Games.
"I just... I just wanna hold hands" [grabs skirt]
anyway uh, Mission Start
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Marshall you madlad. Combat training
henshin! "... Nijisanji!"
immediately throwing Hibari under the bus
Time to beat up random women in the market
"Oh damn let's see this girl..."
Talks about Hibari's ...watermelons.
Beating delinquents as Shinobi Satsuki
"Maybe I should take damage so I lose clothes too"
Selen rants about grunt rights
Checking out the shop. What are those accessories...
Gets up close and personal with Katsuragi's... outfit
Starting the next mission.
Boy in a video game!? Beta moment
No boys. But what bout girls?
A stalker!? Is he gonna talk about Bill Clinton? Accidentally skips.
Gets robbed of frantic mode, Haruka, and the boy
"When can I lose my clothes... for equality, of course!"
Replaying the mission for the boy. Realizes Asuka's lack of 'support'
Selen makes the writing even weirder with her implications
Eating Futomaki. Selen censor
Dragoons pay for removing the censor
Selen proves she wrote the game's script
Love Advice from Selen; the conclusion to the Boy Arc
Frantic Mode!
trying out different... Nijisanjis
Buying worn...accessories.
Next mission,
Private schools and nepotism
Selen, HR wants to speak with you. Hops straight to the next mission
Finally, Selen's awaited shinobi fight
double henshin, where they both put on more clothes
Clothes battle damage, "my turn!"
Checks out the clothing breaks.
What is the haramen?
"I didn't even get to see the miniboss strip! ...For Equality!"
Another mission, Selen gets "If Evil, Why Hot"-ed on Haruka
suddenly, doggo depression... parents? meh
"They're here! The Evil Hot Ones!"
Selen, parrying? Get guard broken
Booba Panic, saved by the light of god... I guess?
even more accessories
Asuka's eyes are up here. And down there.
Selen reveals her "type", peak womanhood.
Free Mission, "the nip that bites back!"
Finally playing as Haruka
Time to look at Hikage "...Oh!" ...into the Intimacy Room...
"expando" ...Selen has fun with Hikage
Chat tries to convince Selen to hold her hand
Misses her chance, speedruns Asuka for the Kiss Cam
over to chatting screen, donation reading time
Quick shill
"I thought I've seen it all... but wow..."
there's an anime...? Selen googles
Thanks for making my night Selen! Never played the games myself, but it was an amazing experience watching ya react.
"Please react to Mirai's... OH! OH MY GOD"
still monetized! ...for now! But the subscribers...
the return of the Wall of Shame
Peach Beach members game w/ dragoons...?
More talk of the Chuuni Arc stream
Keijo. Butts of Babylon
Freezing. Begins to nerdrage
back to donations: Senran was our fault: we voted
immediately googles senran pinball, and reads some reviews
yes, Selen knows Gal Gun; diverges into talking of Game Grumps
Why EN Server was separate from JP/ID/KR in the first place
Choochoo Charles tomorrow!
Selen is only a relative degenerate, especially in nijisanji
