hello everybody! ike is having fun(suffering)
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"Can you play support for me?" "Yes honey"
Game 1: Welcome to Brazil! Mercy perms revoked already
Attempting to teach Ike Lucio while DPS-ing
only losing because Ike isn't on Mercy
Ike: "I haven't been this lost since I watched the Superbowl"
TGA talk, Bill Clinton and Armored Core
and i thought she cant get more based this queen does not need 'em heels to slay
Game 2; pocket Ike ikuzo
win condition secured, time to game
mercy pocket gaming
Ike betrayal smh, "Just a little NTR at the end there"
Game 3
Bastion gaming "wait these people can aim"
"what a beautiful moth you are" Ike Mercy Gaming
round 2, teaching ike the superjump
Ike: "Wait I have a gun?"
Round 3; Sym gaming "We're gonna fuck that dva"
symmetra gaming "I can fucking TRACK you idiots!"
S: "Don't compare yourself to me, you have aim" I: "Thank you for lying to me"
Game 4; "Play COD, Ike"
Battle Mercy gaming
pumping up ike, both in stats and encouragement, continues to game as mercy
Selen's Mercy POTG
Game 5; Selen's reasons for playing OW
"Oh no they can aim... Oh no I did too well as Mercy last game"
Ike refuses to be French, S: "Sometimes you just need to put on a crop top"
Game 6: Teaching Ike Moira "So you pee on them..."
everybody can smell ike
Victory! "BY THE POWER OF URINE!"
Game 7; I: "I do the best as Mercy, but peeing is fun"
Nano battlemercy engaged!
Battlemercy turns the tides once more
"What do you mean 'how are we winning'? We're gamers!"
"'Never stop believing - Ike Eveland'" - Selen Tatsuki, 2022
Last second BM the Moira to take the win!
Game 8; Selen pulls out her (Road)Hog
"I'm out of pee! Gimme a bottle of water!" "I'm not God's favorite Pissydachi right now!"
Zarya gaming
mirror match, "Thanks for the energy, idiot"
ike's greatest weakness: gravity
just delete the enemy team, it's that easy
Game 9, DPS Ike time
300IQ Grav I: "Are we supposed to be cleaning this much house?"
Ike learning Cassidy Ult, Selen potg
Game 10; Ike's buldak obsession "Poor Future Ike's butt..."
Uki hopconning
"[Reaper] sounds like a more aggressive Uki"
Uki's Reaper impression "He said the thing!"
"Me playing Zarya is okay because they did it first"
Ike "I've always wanted to be an e-girl" Eveland
high vs low ELO ranked toxicity
Game 11, "High ELO toxicity will say things that are true"
"Is that Window Wiper? Widowmaker?"
support? support? SUPPORT?
"They weren't new, they just can't improve"; gaslighting ike into having fun
Game 12; back to classic Ike pocket "I always wanted to be an e-girl"
Uki OW noises
full charge zarya gaming
"I'll hit you up next month [for more OW], Ike. Same time?"
Unbirthing!?
"Maybe I'll even invite Kanato, after what you did to him..."
cya ike and uki, "See, told ya I could get Ike to play"
why Selen doesn't hopcon frequently, donation readings
TGA Games and Armored Core. Geeking out on the others.
"Transformers game please don't be like Anthem..."
Cursed Topic about healsl- well, we asked for it...
BDSM in...Minecraft? Links it. We asked for this.
