
Sorry Begin

“Who are you calling Auntie?” + Continuing to work on deadlines + Everyone is sick + Got an under-desk treadmill - Played Genshin while jogging + Wants to get a standing desk + “You can’t ask a girl’s weight”

“What’s lighter 10kg of Rie or 10kg of feathers” + Fighting with Steam settings + Explanation of game + “He’s built like the onion knight from Elden ring” + Tutorial + Tskr x2

Game start + “I just sucked his…” + Funny rag doll physics + Accidentally slips and falls on your c- + “Why is there no music? This is so awkward” + Puts on Chinese peanits music

First successful jump + Launches over him and sticks the landing + “Why does he looks like a BTS member”

“My love I’m coming for you” + “Where is blud going?” + Tries to land in the chair + Gets in the chair + Takes off sweater

“Ow my balls” + Bonk into faceplant into double backflip + Apologizing to our girlfriend + “She’s so flexible”

Trouble with stairs + “I like the way he jumps towards her like a hail mary” + Yippee + Show hole + “What is this Mongolian throat singing ass bgm”

“I’m gonna kms” + Nails the dogeza + “Who am I apologizing to” + “When your wife needs you to kys for an apology” + Gets stuck in the geometry

“Come on man get it up” + Rolling girl + Meowing cat song + Jumps out of the stage + Learns how to jackknife + “Songs to occupy an empty noggin” + “This is for you Nintendo”

“He is so cooked” + Wants to see a Sakana mod + Racking up mad points

“Apologizing to a kid? Why do I have to apologize to him, look how smug he looks” + Hime is no diddler + “Son I’m coming for you” + “Woah woah you didn’t see anything”

Floor spikes + “Oh she wants me dead” + “Please wait for me wife, Japan is not that far” + Found this game from clips of someone playing it + This is what every service worker thinks of doing + They should add floor spikes to ever floor on the planet

“I’ve always wanted to do this!” + Slides down the escalator + Gets stuck + “Stepbro!” + Hime’s mom used to show her the video of the escalator eating a woman to scare her + “Are we on the roof?” + “Please don’t tell me she has the spikes.” (She has the spikes)

Seeing authority figures outside of their job - Feels like a cryptid sighting + Breaks the stage - somehow clears + “Accidentally slips and lands on your c-” + Jumping onto the power lines

“I must dogeza” + “Presenting my ass to him” + Wants to see if she can kick him + “Goodbye cruel world” - Jumps into traffic + “Get isekai’d!” + Causes a 20 car pileup + “And they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming…”

“We’re at a motel?” + Kissy noises + More floor spikes + “Land on that thing” - “Heh, my peanits” + Gets stuck on this stage + Animal crossing noises + “Genuinely how the f-”

Almost lands it + “Let’s cook” + Reminds her of Super Bunny Man - Wants to play with someone + Remembers Pewdiepie playing Happy Wheels - Hime’s mom thought she had issues + “My issues are of another nature”

Back to the backwards strat + Every couple of months Hime gets the urge to play Animal Crossing + “Why do you want me hagified” + Asks what a cradle robber is + Wondering why people call Dizzy the Diddler + “Younger men to her is mid 20’s” + “Dizzy if you’re watching this on Phase Weekly, I’m sorry” + 40 is unc territory + “As we recently discovered, uncs are great”

“Name one fictional character who is supposedly my age” + Finally passes the stage + “I’m free!” + Jumping from a tall building + “I can’t do this anymore ahhhh” + Gets stuck in a lamp + “Stepbro!”

“My peanits! What is he doing?” + “1200? How am I supposed to do that?” + Immediately does it

Apologizing for upskirt photos + “It wasn’t me, I didn’t do it!” + Goes to jail + “What is this fall guys looking ass prison”

“Oh it’s 800, kms” + “Sucks your c-, nothing personal” + Courtroom apologizing + Never played Ace Attorney but watched playthroughs

Hime got bit at work + Wishes she could bite back - “These teeth have bitten through glass before” + Wiggles on the ground like a worm

“We did it Reddit!” + Fire Emblem 3H song comes on + Plap plap plap + Edelgard is one of her favorite routes + “I’m sure if you’re a guy, you would have tried once…to suck your own dick” + “People saying no are lying”

Goes to prison + “Why he got them mosquito bite titties though” + “What kind of Donkey Kong ass prison is this” + “My peanits!” + Parkour Prison

“Step convict I’m stuck” + Introduction of moving platforms + “What is this shit” + Struggling with the stage + “I’m going to cry, I hate this game”

“I’m harder? Like my…” + Gets stuck inside of a platform + Slowly going insane + “One must imaging Himemiya Rie happy” + “Could this be it? Noooo” + Only pain

“Help step prisoner I’m stuck” + It’s like those fics where you’re stuck in a wall + “I think I take my life for granted sometimes, because whatever I have going on this guy has it worse”

Sushi Glöryhole + Remembering 2010s YouTube cracks + Back to peanits music

Finally clears Prison 4 + Sees Prison 5 - “What the fork is this shit” + Quits + “I can’t do this anymore”

Back into the game + “I can’t leave until I finish this” + Hime is easy to manipulate + “Put on the Netzach cosplay” + “Wait does that count?” + Clears the stage + “I’m out of here”

“We’ve apologized enough” + Hime is being held hostage by chat + Wants to talk for a bit + Hime said she wouldn’t scream today - got a little too silly + Hime has deadlines to finish tonight

Hime has a lot of things planned for next week + 3 streams planned for Valentine’s Day + “Can you tell I have no life?” + “The only date I have is a deadline date”

Xynchro’s twitter edit + Watched the Shiina clip of her going off

Hime keeping clippers fed + SEA is dominant in Hime’s demographics + Has a lot of KR viewers as well
