hello everybody! 3.0 Brush Up announced!
└ "I could pull it up right now... but I won't!"
Announcement of a short 'break' soon
Time to assassin
"Watch this... watch this... watch this..."
Leonardo Time "A gun!?"
Man Marco's kinda fucked up huh
abusing the incognito mask to perform petty crime like murder
Based Sister Theodora
finally, a minigame perfect for Selen, stealing from women!
Oh no, a race
└ "I'm right there!!!! NOOO- I... I mean yeah! I wasn't even worried!"
Capture the Flag
├ Flag, then no flag, then murder... or not
└ "I know he goes this way... HE GOES THE OTHER WAY!?"
Punch time feat the Tatsuki Grab
└ "Rigged! I'm so angry I could-" [toss civilian into a well]
"Theft Successful!" [Ladies killed] "I'm sure they're fine!"
who needs gun when face stab
Sequence 10
update on the um actually guy from the previous streams
Selen's lessons in map design, take notes developers
"Should I slap you or kiss you?" "Do both! Slap me, with your lips!"
├ the water cares not, it kills all NPCs
└ "It's a sword? Do you... do you think he kisses the sword?"
a couple chasing guards have a sudden urge to swim
- очень плохая венецианская полиция.
Dragoons continue to do all the work, yes sir
time for the backstab cheeseathon
Sequence 11, Selen brainfarts on asking a basic question
"Accidentally" bumping into Leonardo... repeatedly
"Everything is always an accident... like this!" [Tosses another civilian into a well]
Desperately suppressing her murderous tendencies
"Damn, Ezio is packing!" Ezio gets bullied on the job
Borgia has a counter to the Tatuki Grab
└ but Selen has friends! ...Not that they're too helpful...
"Wait... you're all assassins? I could have just worn normal clothes?"
Sequence 12; Ezio gets maidens and the bro hug
Caterina is distracting a bit too well, even Selen stops to listen
Friendly fire smh
└ Caterina escort panik
"I believe in the final Luigi!" [he jumps off and dies] "Okay... that's not my fault!"
Caterina "Nina Kosaka" Sforza
├ "Come on out for your new step-dad Ezio, kids!"
└ "I'm banging her mom so I'm basically her dad"
why kill enemies when you can just make parkour a lot harder?
└ Life Lessons for Children with Sleen
Special Memory: time to fly
surrounded by heavy guards and poleaxes... the target drops into the water
One conversation and this monk gets 3 pages of lore
start of sequence 13; calling it here for today
over to chatting screen
└ cursed happy birthday song
