
hello everybody! Birthdays and the Selen Itasha!

Professional mobster Don George Tatsuko; sudden Cantonese

"Is this a... what's a nice way to say it... whorehouse? It's a pawn shop?"

karma strikes with a molotov
!["Don't worry I'm a taxi driver" [right into a wall] - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
"Don't worry I'm a taxi driver" [right into a wall]

Brothel mentioned, Selen immediately becomes more invested

berating the simp

Entering the... gentleman's club; immediately blows cover (almost twice)

Ruthless Selen isn't here to be soft (not a sociopath btw)
![[shoots civilian repeatedly] "You're okay right? Yeah she can still walk" - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
[shoots civilian repeatedly] "You're okay right? Yeah she can still walk"

damn, tax fraud is so hot (this is a joke)

Debating the nature of evil (while killing cops and assaulting a funeral)
!["[The cops] are so dumb" [immediately outsmarted and pitted] - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
"[The cops] are so dumb" [immediately outsmarted and pitted]

Selen learns how mafia works

Frank's pregnant dog metaphor "Okay but what happened to the dog?"
![[Crashes] "Learn how to drive idiot!" - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
[Crashes] "Learn how to drive idiot!"

Selen's level-headed response to getting honked at

Arriving at the Farm

"No, the Canadians! Oh, they're just cops, nevermind."

Gotta help Sam! But first... loot... ammo... collectibles... okay!

SAM NO.....*loots*SAM WAIT UP*still looting*SAM GIMMIE A SEC-*looting*IM COMING SAM*sam bleeding out*

Sam's sudden death and subsequent backseating

Armored Truck chase

5 seconds into driving, Selen crashes again "I'm the victim here"

Selen's accidental murderer rizz

Dog murder is worse than people murder: A thesis by Selen Tatsuki

Followed by a totally not-sociopathic topic of conversation about pigs

True despair: following traffic laws while tailing 'dad'

Selen's one true enemy, locked doors.

Confronting Frank

Selen gets JP collab trauma from an Italian Man

stealth section pain

stealth (fists)
![[punches a maid] Tommy: "We're not here to hurt you" - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
[punches a maid] Tommy: "We're not here to hurt you"

once again cheesed by a molotov

extremely slow speed crashes and actually blind driving

Tangerine time
!["I'm a better shot and a better driver" [right into oncoming traffic] - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
"I'm a better shot and a better driver" [right into oncoming traffic]

Whiskey Escort mission

"Now I'm daddy, I don't need a father figure anymore"
!["We're legal now" [bodies fly through the air] - 【MAFIA: DEFINITIVE EDITION】i'm still a taxi driver【NIJISANJI EN | Selen Tatsuki】](https://img.youtube.com/vi/aiFz5eSPEXE/mqdefault.jpg)
"We're legal now" [bodies fly through the air]

Selen taunts the cops, fucks around and finds out.

The Restaurant Scene

Saves the Chef. Oh and the Don too.

Walks in on Carlo. "Wait, his underwear's still on."

"Happy birthday!" Switching to chatting screen

Reminiscing on Mafia 2

Donation reading and New Outfit hype!

Eggcism and seeing hazing in fraternities

Serial Killer infatuation. "I can change him/her"
