Harohime
Starting event + Hime has been busy with Valentine’s day and other projects + “I love this autist” + Hime has seen Johann and Hohenheim yaoi on her timeline
Yi Sang the strongest sinner (real) + “This is not the ideal” + Technical difficulties
Hime has an idea + Pulls up YouTube play through
“Potential man?” + “Why is Yi Sang moaning”
“Shut up Hong Lu no one asked you. Silence twink” + “The Hong Lu incident was my personal 9/11” + Pierre and Jack incident was overshadowed by Hong Lu + Hokma nuts
Translation: We decide the danger factor by how likely it is to pose a real risk.
“They’re for sale?” + Surround sound Carmen + Hime wouldn’t distort, she’d manifest + “I’m so normal and distortion resistant” + “Yeah I distort into a human pegging machine”
Hohenheim distorting himself + “They’re being so normal about this” + Hime would be a lust peccatula + “That’s what I’m going to say when I roll gacha”
Distorted Hohenheim + “Why does he look like the Heavenly Principles”
“Let’s find out this nerds backstory” + Gets Lobcorp PTSD + “Get out of my head!” + Clerks do not have rights
Goes with bleed team + Enters Dungeon + Doesn’t like playing burn without her MD gifts - Saw Yi Sang’s Liu ID + “I want to see the nerd backstory”
Hime has been putting off Lobcorp, is stuck on day 42 + Lobcorp remix battle theme
Eats the strange potion + “Yi Sang, come on man” + More Lobcorp music + “These four notes evoke a visceral response in me”
Hohenheim and Johann backstory + “Lobcorp had an HR department? Yeah, me” + Hime shows restraint
Ennui is listlessness from a lack of purpose or excitement
“I choose to associate the name Kevin with Honkai” + Wants to talk about Honkai Star Rail
"Get out of my head!” + “If you would please consult the graph” + Building explodes + Hime thinks there’s more to the story + “Maybe he wasn’t always as insufferable”
“Pregnant!” + Skibidi Skibidi Hawk Tuah Hawk + “Everyone gets an unbreakable corn…unbreakable corn?” + Hime really loves corn - Eats corn in a very specific manner + Hime is a bird
Corn in Cantonese + “I’ve been waiting for someone to ask me this for my entire life” + Cantonese is Hime’s first language + Cantonese is harder than Mandarin - tones
He may fulfill her life's dream
Boss: Distorted Hohenheim + “Why is he tremor?” + Looks at the ceiling eyeball + “Ugh”
— Hime has Honkai brainrot + Boba stores that Hime likes + Jamming to the OST + “He’s actually like a good guy right?”
“Blah blah blah anyways, winrate” + Where’s the apology form
Yippee + “I’ve seen corn of them” + Recognized Johann from yaoi + Finishing Intervallo story
Attempting Sloth EX clear
— “What are you sinking about” + Misplays from laughing at her own joke
— “Did he stagger?” + “We go for the ding ding”
“Let’s tap into the national reserves”
EX Sloth Attempt 2 + Hime has no mats + Reset + Hime refuses to shard Chef Gregor + Reset + “What are you sinking about”
— Peccatulam Pigritiae Class 3 + “Alright boys it’s ding ding time”
— One turn and a dream + “I can ding again”
“Didn’t even break a sweat” + Sharding Moth Faust + Smiling Pou + Hime upgraded her stream audio
