harohime
hime made herself chrysanthemum tea
game start
rie had an lg flip phone but never one of these
"you know what? f it. pop some percs."
"oh god phase connect high school would be absolute chaos" + hime wondering what percs feel like
hime has always wanted to experience american high school + hime's school had weird things but not drug related
"excuse me, i was not a nerd."
"mr. white... this is the whitest person i've ever seen"
"my pdf file sense is tingling"
"do you enjoy being white?" + hime realizes what's going on "ooohhhhh"
reloading for the whitest route + "i have standards, make it at least 500"
counselor "beep beep beep pdf file" + WHAAAT? mic peak
trying to get out of the route "faq i've just been no ball'd."
white p- AAA mic peak
reading the zodiac copypasta "i like killing people because it is so much fun"
meets principal "oh wait she's hot!" mic peak
yippeee "oh she a little fruity" + hime used to use her mom's itunes account to buy music - racked up 100s of dollars in charges
double tskr
rie confused over the declaration of independence "isn't that the thing you recite at the start of every school day?" + hime never did the SATs
AAAGGHH mic peak
gasp AAA, AAAGH mic peak screams + "what, cp?"
rie thinks jeffery looks asian
"hahaha he's a simp! he's a simp."
uuggghhh fake throwing up noises
"omg! this is one hell of a decision" - "i think she's actually gonna do it... oh f yeah"
"do we get sent to the grippy sock ward? NOOO!" - "anyways, let's not unhime ourselves" + "why is it always the coaches?"
"why would you go to the counselor?!?... it'd be funny if it were an ending tho"
"WHAT?!? GET AWAY FROM ME! AAA!" + "is she gonna hang herself! let's gooo! unhime! unhime! unhime!" + get off by choking you? "what's wrong with that?"
double yippeee
"the principal? YEAH YEAH YEAH! YURI LFG!!!"
"titties! tiities t-OH MY GOD!" + "that's hime officer right here! GET AWAY FROM MEEE!"
"thats the power of being a beach"
what hime would do? "i'd just roll my eyes i don't want to make a scene" + "oh you're gonna punish us? you're gonna bend us over the desk?"
"what? she has small titties"
WHAAAT?!? mic peak
"ahem yeah it's anime not cartoons"
"time to become a vtbuer" + taking time to process a joke
hime sometimes thinks about who will die first after high school
"she hasn't hit menopause yet! there's still hope" - "come back mommy uuu"
"waait... does jeffery shoot up the skool?"
"what's so bad about that? alright but like what's so bad about choking?"
"let's go destroy school property!"
pedophile coach - oh god "i'm gonna be sick" throw up noise + more throw up noises
"yeah i'm like a psycho"
"now we go to the... NOOO anywhere but the counselors office!"
ka-ching hag raid
oh himebito we are homeressu
"he's like a himbo but in the worst way" + wondering what lacrosse is
"what's wrong with canada? everything. i'm in a canadian company!"
would you drug jecka? "honestly... she reminds me of lumi a lot. yeah." + explaining her broken AC
fake throw up noises "i did not need to read that. i did not need to hear that. i did not need to see that." + age is just a number "he said it! he said it! there it f'in is!"
keylar doing a flip "gasp... omg... DO A FLIP!"
mic peaking at the absurdity + sad over not being able to get with the principal
"she's gonna be a vtuber!" + hime loved watching fred
"oh jeffery... that's not how you get friends"
put the skirt on before i change my mind... c'mon put the maid dress and the cat years on
hime will play the next game because of the yuri routes + hime has a warp tour shirt
"he only lasts two minutes?"
all 3 inches of it "he made a bold choice sending that to me- to nicole of all people"
pity gifts sound pretty fun "i'm so traumatized i can't believe i was forced to look at a micropenis" - uuu ue
desk slam "THAT'S SO FUNNY!"
"never reveal your power level" + "he has a giantess fetish... of course"
Just saving a timestamp,
"it's like those korean webtoons where the nerd always has a monster cock"
pumped up kicks + after vt happened
"... and join phase connect!" + just become a femboy
"games over woohoo amazing" clap clap + wants to do the sequel too
hime's favorite character? jecka is the best bestie
