hello everyone! ...good morning...
that was so perfectly timed I love it.
"The six hour cutscene was a lie..." [The Robotsexuals will remember this]
Selen is convinced (with money) to play Armageddon, game start!
"Too many robots that aren't sexy enough..."
"This place isn't so great after all, the robots aren't sexy enough..."
"I'm sad, I was promised hot robots..."
Sexy Robots real; Selen takes her time admiring
my same reaction, I didn't expect to meet them so early in the game, you could definitely say I coomed
THERE'S THE ITHOTS
Well this is a side of Selen I didn't know existed.
I bought the game because of a trailer I saw a couple of weeks ago of this game with those 2 in it. So far I am enjoying the game but where the sexy twins at. :(
"Oh wait... would the glove know what I'm doing? Can I turn it off?"
suddenly, Skynet "No! I haven't even gotten my iThought!"
That "I'm alive. I'm alright" at sounded like it could be a song lyric
Gameplay start for real this time; Pig balls
"He's so slow!" [dead]
ПОМЕР[помер]
The animals fight back, much to Selen's chagrin
Granny Nina is badass
Cartoons! "They don't have Wile E Coyote, they have... Russian Wile E Coyote?"
Soviet Pokeballs! "I'm basically Doraemon!"
"How dare they betray the Hot Robot Society!"
Robot in the toilet "You can use the bathroom? Why!?"
robussy
"I don't know if I can cheer for this protagonist, he's a bigger asshole than me!"
Fridge "I know what you are! Take me!"
selen has never been more relatable
Was Selen really about to say what i think?Glad she ,uh, enjoyed this game
Asking the real question. I'm assuming we're actually shoving our gloved hand inside her and she alters it with the resources we give her. Granted with that kind of access you'd think she would get rid of the glove instead as she wants us all to herself.
Selen weighs NORA vs Charles "She's doing it for free"
"We're done here." S:"I'm not done yet!"
"Who would design that Fridge? I would."
Selen and Stealth, guess what happens next
Soviet? Inefficiency? Shocking!
Selen struggles to match colors
pulling a Selen on a stealth section
not-NORA, Selen is heartbroken
Letting the intrusive commentary thoughts win
totally safe cable car ride, demon robot apparitions
pause the action sequence to look for hot robots
"Just kill me" [die] "I didn't think I'd go that far back! NOO"
trapped in a cycle of regret (and dying) for not healing
NORA's back, and sussier than ever
"How can I be sure no other guys have squirted their polymer in her"
they fly now, time to get smacked by robots
The zombie robots are real!
Selen almost karmas herself immediately, mass TK
NORA's back again, "omg she's showing me her insides"
"D-do you think The Twins would let me invite NORA?"
now we FPSing
A true master platformer
"There's an elevator?"
quality enemy AI
hearing Selen snorting when she’s laughing
parkour panic
speedy robo jumpscare
Rip Comrade Petra
still figuring out to solve this puzzle
"Easy, we can do that..." [scans 15 enemies] "Ohh"
Oh no it's Last of Us
"What are they gonna do, hahaha! OH SHIT"
Selen door cheeses, gets cheesed right back
"Just think what we could do if we controlled the zombies!"
Cooking tips with Selen, and more perfect enemy AI
mid-puzzle jumpscare
Fridge Infidelity
quality and totally unpredictable writing
Robosexual neurons activate again
Selen's blind as hell man
"Keep her alive, we must tor- interrogate her! No disappearances here!"
"Apparently the outside will fuck me up... just like real life!"; over to chatting screen
Release the 6 hour cutscene!
Donation reading
thoughts on the game so far, Nora SSS Tier
confessions of dragoon food crimes, calling a vote to kick from the hivemind
Fun Bot accounts facts
Selen used to play Apex with mouse acceleration
manual ewiwa raid
maybe guerilla tomorrow!
nijibites sneak peek, and an update on DCL lo-fi
update on Selen's original song
UFO sightings tangent
twitch chatter gets banned for saying "hi" (and also the gamer words)
