stream start
"i am very disappointed in you." chat failed to make a pp with the stream poll
hime was excited for the aesthetics, but was scared of the soulslike + blew her nose so hard it started bleeding
game start
"neko punch!"
choosing starting weapon
"has italy always looked this run down? ask panko." + practicing parrying on first enemies
first death "WHAT?!"
see enemy around corner, dies anyway
confused at dying while blocking - not liking it so far
"this is my training arc. i'm gonna beat up cops until i hammer in the muscle memory"
WAAAGH! first time getting snuck up on
her rule of thumb for herself is she's only allowed to kill after a perfect parry
"am i a little out of my league here?" first large enemy fight + "f it we run it down mid"
"manners maketh man"
hime complaining about how bad a gamer she is
starting to get it, defeats big guy "i'm such a gamer oho"
yippeee "i'm thicc now"
double tskr + AAA! screams as a dog jumps her
AAAA button mashing + gets jumped by dogs "i'm not white! i promise!" - "i don't want to get gangbanged by dogs" + hime feels like she has to explore everything
AAA + gets scared by her own shadow
gets shot to death AAA + "aaah f'in dogs!... wait not like that"
ezra andromyda raid + "i can't backshot the dog?" - "am i winning? depends on what your definition of winning is" + "what am i supposed to do, sit there and take it?"
"i'm f'in broke" + "i just need to keel a couple people. i just need to kill a couple more"
"i'm not afraid of anything nuh-uh" AAAA!
randomly gets a bunch of cosmetic items
1st boss start
the sixth element AAA
staggers and gets confused by the crit spot
beats first boss (ez) + "the backshot of victory" yippeee + "i thlammed my peenits in the car door"
hime is a robofugger she's totally jorkin it + "omg they're racist!" + title drop "lies of p?"
questioning if you get a special prize for telling the truth "nah f that i'm an f'in liar" + hime loves the late 19th century architecture + game intro MV plays
royal queen brings hime fruit
hime needs a second to peel her lip skin + last time hime ripped the skin and it bled for two hours
"after this last one i have satisfied the autism gods enough... to continue playing"
"i'm not gooning!" + "i've come so far, i can't stop here!"
hime finally gets it "yeaaahh! victory!"
rie finds the menu and starts trying on clothes
"ARF ARF ARF i got that dog in me" + "it's not that big! ... that's what she said"
hyperventilating and rejected by an orange cat "i just wanna pet the cat!"
"oh! titties! TITTIES!"
elysion boulevard entrance
"ow! beach!" + AAA "can you tell i'm not very good with jumpscares?"
[TECH ISSUES] rie's pc is lagging, her model starts glitching
restarting game, back to normal
ambushed AAA + "homo? homo?! you're a homo."
her family brings her food midfight
"he's got a friend. he's got multiple friends!!! damn. must be nice huh." + walks out a door and gets sniped AAA "that's not fair!"
gets pushed off and dies "bro wtf?!" - she didn't think there'd be fall damage
o fortuna + parkour civilization + gets baited by item AAAGH WTF ear piercing scream
"do we make the jump for the beef?" big boy fight
max hp amulet yay yippeeee! + lightly singing + restarts again for lag
return to game
upgrading her starting rapier - yippeee + looking over stats and leveling up
"don't you run from me!"
hehe yippeee + surprisingly good fight with large enemy
yippeee
gets ambushed by jumped dogs AAA "stop it! f'ing die!" + "i'm a femboy puppet now! ... oh you mean my outfit" + WAAAGH!
"kill it?! gimme my butterfly back!" game trolls her with a too late tutorial prompt + "there's a woman in there... i'm gonna go rob her."
"no bueno! no bueno! NO BUENO! AAA" + random cat noises
"alright, let's dance" another good big boy fight + learns she can switch weapons and tries a spear
airi raid
"i keep hearing cats bro! am i crazy?"
"everyone is a patient or a lunatic... sounds like phase connect"
2nd boss fight - mad donkey start
"please die! please die! PLEASE DIE!" wins 2nd try
yippeee "f these humans, dude"
yippeee + learns about weight mechanics
wrapping up chat + better than tenma? don't let her hear that + loves the aesthetic
"pinnochio is italian, but this feels more like britain"
otsuhime + kisses + end card
