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*$KRONI TIMETAMPS* (Start: )———————*[MAIN SECTIONS]*
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Kroniichiwa~! Welcome *_Krovestors!_*
*”I’m here To Present you A New Coin to the market”* _“This is going to Change your world. This is unlike anything that You've ever Seen.._ This Whole shenanigan? It's been Building up for this.. IT was just a publicity Stunt.”*[Q: WHAT IS YUM YUM SPACE?]*
”I’m sure You’ve seen the description but for those who Have not seen it…
*What the Coin will do:* “There is thing called _YUMYUM SPACE…”_
- WHAT THE COIN WILL DO
“Once you Figure out where it is you will Know..”
“Once you figure out where it is you will Know..”
Brief history
“This Coin has been around For a long time.. Even before it was popularized... And it's been *Maintaining a steep Upward trend* ever since it rebounded from *MARCH 1969 Lows”*
- *The coin has a reliable history:* and has been _maintaining_ a steep rise since *March 1969!*
“We tend to have all these *Bearish* and *Rabidish…* increase and decrease but this one is.. The *BULLS* too!! And the *BEARS!”*
Bull and bear markets were old news.
“We’re introducing NEW SPECIMEN into this coin.. Which are *Reptilian..* And lizard.. *No Not the lions!*We are focusing on our reptilian Fellows.. ”
I know for you Diamond hands you guys are skeptical but..*[TRUST!]* *(1)*
“Within this Market the *KRONII COIN* has been on a very steady climb. To being the best in the market. And now I figure it was time to introduce everyone.”*[BLOCKCHAIN = SNAKE GAME.]*
*“The Blockchains are insane..* / “If you look carefully at the blocks… in the chains it forms the shape of a snake!
“It's like Little *snake Game* and we are in the top ten! *It's SO LONG..* Its: like we are setting a high record for the snake game!“
*Trust* me. You see my logo? My motto here? *TRUST.* Just *TRUST* ME
- “TRUST” *(1)*
*_“Just BUY BUY BUY And SELL SELL SELL”_*
“Just BUY BUY BUY And SELL SELL SELL”_
*Gather all the money You have:* “Your Tuition Fees, your allowance… Just *BUY IT.* IT's Going TO *IT IS GOING TO THE MOON!*
- “Your Tuition Fees, your allowance… Just BUY IT.
Just *BUY IT.* IT's Going TO *IT IS GOING TO THE MOON!*
- The profit rate is going to go into *300%!*
“When I came Across *KRONII COIN* I knew.. This The one! This is… The profit rate is going to go into *300%!*
>>profit rate>only 300%SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“It's going to be a *collective Effort* to come to together and increase the price!”That’s why I wanted to Include you guys
*“Speaking of insurance, You don't need insurance”*
- “You don't need insurance”
- “Your *Wife and Kids?* You can give that UP. “
“Your *Wife and Kids?* You can give that UP. That’s completely fine. The Return rate is INSANE…
See… *Boros RIght here?* He's Representing the snakish incline.. You can say it's snaking up The trend!
“See… *Boros RIght here?* He's Representing the snakish incline.. You can say it's snaking up The trend!”
“That's Why These past Few Days I've been very Busy Trying to Pitch this Idea…”*[ADDRESSING THE “HACK”: Her Friend BREAD]*
- *ADDRESSING THE “HACK”:* Her Friend _”BREAD”_
“I wasn't: sure What to Gather people's attention… “
“I Thought I had TO include Some Publicity Stunt Or something..”
You Know my Friend… *BREAD.* … I hope Bread was a good sport about it? Bread just seemed to have helped me out!
He was very Eager but.. Just happened to Pitch the *_WR0NG COIN_ * is the Thing…”
“He was nervous… Which why HE must have PIcked the *_WR0NG COIN_ *
“I thought as the F@ce of the KRonii coin.. WHY NOT?”*[FOR ANIMAL REPRESENTATION]*
- *DOGA* COIN
- DOGA COIN
- FOR ANIMAL REPRESENTATION
- *GORILLA* COINS
- GORILLA COINS
- *2HAWKS* COINS
- 2HAWKS COINS
Two hawks coin - brilliant
Since everyone is interesting all these animals I what *i gotta have Representation!* Where are snakes?
Since everyone is interesting all these animals I what *i gotta have presentation!* Where are snakes?
“Just.. Just *Trust* me”
“Just.. Just *Trust* me”———————*GRAPHS**[Introducing the background behind the graphs]*
“Just.. Just *Trust* me”———————Continued below
*I'm Going to Show You A Graph:* I’ve ut a lot of Thought into this. But I Guess since this is the year of the sake it was about time.
- *GRAPHS*
Graphs
“My carefully Thought up *Graph Worked on by other trustworthy Kroniis* That are FINANCER… EXPERTS in FInances and the market. They are ALL ABOUT IT.”
“My carefully Thought up *Graph Worked on by other trustworthy Kroniis* That are FINANCER… EXPERTS in Finances and the market. They are ALL ABOUT IT.”
So They Went To *Oxford* They went to all sorts of places.. You would not Know…
This is a *live capture* of a Time We were working on the Graph..*[1. GRAPH OF REGULAR COINS]*
“Normal coins…”
“The video is loading now….“
┣ Graph of _Normal_ Coins
*TIME* and the AMOUNT OF MONEY* Put into this..
This Is for the normal coins. THey go like this… and then…
This Is for the normal coins. They go like this… and then…
그냥 웃음벨
Conclusion: *NOT GOOD* = *BBRRRrrRRRRRRRRB~**[2. GRAPH OF KRONII COIN]*
*Going DOWN:* “The 1969s We felt on a bit of the hard times….”
In Comparison the KRONII COIN
┗ Graph of _KRONII_ COIN -> (
クロニーコインの値動きグラフ 素晴らしすぐる！こんなの今までなかった！
$KRONII trend defied space and time.
*Going BACK IN TIME:* It's Doing *a Loopty loop!* It's Defying SPace! And time.. IT's unlike any Market you’ve seen before!
*Going BACK IN TIME:* It's Doing *a Loopty loop!* It's Defying Space! And time.. IT's unlike any Market you’ve seen before!
- *Literal REALITY DEFYING trends:* IF it can Defy The laws of the universe What can’t it do?
Defying Space Time)
IT literally goes to THE *MOON* and back! To *Mercury!* To The sun! To all the *solar system!*
Goes to the Moom💙🤎
Once YOu Get this, The coin bros? They're Gonna be So Jealous
“This is unlike any coin you have seen before.. The *COIN BROS?* jealous.
The people Who bought… *The Fungi Tokens..*
*Going UP:* Going THROUGH THE ROOF!
*Monkey Bros* and *Gorilla Bros* they are Gonna be SO jealous!
*Monkey Bros* and *Gorilla Bros* they are Gonna be SO jealous!*[THE NUMBERS]*
*Magical Graph movement just keep going:* “Even the financiers from the Kronii community THey were amazed . They were baffled IT's still going! This was not live. It was recorded and they were calculating all the numbers!”
*Magical Graph movement just keep going:* “Even the financiers from the Kronii community They were amazed . They were baffled IT's still going! This was not live. It was recorded and they were calculating all the numbers!”
*Chat’s allegation:* “Looks like your hand is moving” *Kronii’s air tight defense:* “WHAT? No this is Live, this is- I mean not live. THIS IS LIVE but This video… Is not..”
- *Chat’s allegation Refuted:* “Looks like your hand is moving” *Kronii’s air tight defense:* “WHAT? No this is Live, this is- I mean not live. THIS IS LIVE but This video… Is not..”
*CHART DISAPPEARS!* IT's Gone! That doesn't mean your Profit Went P00F! It just Disappeared because IT's GOnna appear right there.
*CHART DISAPPEARS!* IT's Gone! That doesn't mean your Profit Went P00F! It just Disappeared because IT's Gonna appear right there.
“Who knows, maybe your profit? you might get a lot of profit around this mark When you only Year in.”
*BONUS:* *CALL IN CHAT:* You wouldn’t rug pull me would you kronii?———————*5 STEPS TO BECOMING A KRONILLIONAIRE**[STEP 1: Find the Snake-Ish Market]
*CALL IN CHAT:* You wouldn’t rug pull me would you kronii?
Even When you *DO SELL* you are gonna get Profit no matter what! so don’t Worry!
Even When you DO Sell it YOu are gonna get Profit no matter what! so don’t Worry!*[THINGS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY!]*
Even When you DO Sell it You are gonna get Profit no matter what! so don’t Worry!*[THINGS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY!]*
You bought *one coin.* A year from now you are gonna get *FIVE Coins!*
let's say *You bought one coin.* A year from now you are gonna get *FIVE Coins!* With that money you can buy anything you want at *Walmart!*
- THINGS YOU WILL BE ABLE TO BUY!
- Buy anything you want at *Walmart!*
- “That (branded) *Cake”*
You Want *that Cake?* But you never got it cause it was on the Expensive side? BEcause it was branded? Cheesecake factory? Now you can!
- Expensive *European Chocolate!*
You can ever buy expensive *European Chocolate! lindor!*
- A *premium card at Costco!*
- You can get a *premium card at Costco!*
- 3rd party *Dubai chocolates*
- Dubai chocolate? You can get all the *3rd party dubai chocolates*
The value of $KRONII increased exponentially.
The value of one coin is Like…
*ANALOGY:* If A Coin is like *10 Dollars?* 5 Coins is gonna be like *500 Dollars.* And the more you invest the more cr@zy it's gonna get! Do you get it?*[KRONII”S SACRIFICE:]*
If A Coin is like *10 Dollars?* 5 Coins is gonna be like *500 Dollars.*
*The Graph Goes back in time and into the negatives:* “THIS IS NOT A MEME COIN. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.”
- KRONII’S SACRIFICE
*“I’m actually l0sing out on a lot by telling you* I was thinking of Hodding all the information myself but I thought.. You Know..”
*“I’m actually l0sing out on a lot by telling you* I was thinking of Holding all the information myself but I thought.. You Know..”
*No Gatekeeping!* I would never such a thing!
*(THE FINAL GRAPH)*———————*[WERE GOING TO THE MOON!]*
*(THE FINAL GRAPH)*———————Continued below
Transition
”So… As I was saying.. What was I Saying just now?”
I'm Gona put it right here. Nice and Easy. IT’s Just one of the most professional Stream. I:ve had to do before…
I'm Gonna put it right here. Nice and Easy. IT’s Just one of the most professional Stream. I:ve had to do before…
I know you guys were complimenting me about my *SHILLING…*
$KRONII would go beyond the moon.
- WE’RE GOING TO THE MOON!
This Is GOing through the roof! *WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON!*
This Is Going through the roof! *WE ARE GOING TO THE MOON!*
We are Just Gonna Go Together! *Beyond the Solar System*
We are Just Gonna Go Together! All the way! *Beyond the SOlar System*
We are Just Gonna Go Together! All the way! *Beyond the Solar System*
"KRONII COINS!!!"
*YOu Know what They Say:* “KRONII COIN!!! KRONII COOIN!! KRONII COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIN!”
*You Know what They Say:* “KRONII COIN!!! KRONII COOIN!! KRONII COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIN!”
She did the "BitConnect" guy 😂
“KRONII COIN!!! KRONII COOIN!! KRONII COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIN!”
For me
*The one condition:* “As long as you can find where THe snak-ish market is, YOu will know, you will Find it”
*The one condition:* “As long as you can find where The snak-ish market is, YOu will know, you will Find it”
“As long as you can find where The snake-ish market is, You will know, you will Find it”
*Don’t forget:* “This will be an Unforgettable Experience”———————*TELEPATHIC TESTIMONIES*
Testimonies via telepathy
- *LIVE Testimonies:* from REAL people whose lives have CHANGED forever (
- *TELEPATHIC TESTIMONIES*
“I'm Using Like *Telepathy..* I'm Going to make a *spiritual connection* so they can Like Speak Through my Body”*[Testimony 1]*
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“OMG! So YEAH! THe KRONII COIN is INsane! It literally changed my Life! I had one cent in MY Bank Account but…
“OMG! So YEAH! The KRONII COIN is Insane! It literally changed my Life! I had one cent in MY Bank Account but…
┣ Testimony *1*
Ever since I invested my Remaining income and everything! *My Dog… My Cat…* and nothing important.. Like my *Family!* IT Doubled to a whooping *150 Dollars!* And now I can finally buy *Food!*
“Ever since I invested my Remaining income and everything! *My Dog… My Cat…* and nothing important.. Like my *Family!”**[STEP 3: BUY BUY BUY, SELL SELL SELL]*
I'm so Happy It's amazing! IT literally CHANGED MY LIFE!”
*Back to Kronii:* “Yes, Thank for the testimony.”*[Testimony 2]*
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“O Hi… I’m a little emb@rassed but..I br0ke up with the love of my life.. And they took everything from me. And I don't know what to do… I Thought *Drinking myself to death Might have been a good idea* But then I found *KRONII COIN* and Thought: I can't go any lower than this now So I decided to put the rest of my money.. And NOW… I can just go around in my *Ferrari* and *lambo* and whatever i want I guess…
┗ Testimony *2*
voice goes crazy this voice made me buy it alll
You can say *BUY BUY BUY* Like the song…
And now instead *drinking myself to Death,* I Can *still drink myself to death* but with more Expensive Alcohol, Like *Blue label Johnny Walker*
*Back to Kronii:*“ Thank your for the testimony!”
”I feel like That's Enough For Testimonies …———————Continued below
- SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
“IF you find it, You find it. But if you don't you don't Find it”*[STEP 2: Invest Your Family, Pets, Life savings and more!]*
You can have *X2 X3.. X10.. X100* Like.. I showed you The graph. It jumps IT can Range for *10%* to *100%* TO *1000%...*
So You can *P*MP And D*MP it.*
- ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS!
Holders of $KRONII could get anything, except Pikachu.
- Limited edition *figurine*
- Limited edition *game*
*DISCLAIMER:* Pikachu…? Ok Maybe not Pikachu…”*[ANIMAL REFERENCES]*
*New pet:* You gonna get a new dog house for you _NEW PET BOBBY_
- *For Chattini:* “ You want a *Jet pack?* Sure!
CHATTINI RUN WILD BY TIMELADY🐨
JETPACK ???Chattini : LET's GO!!!!
chattini, i thought we got what we need
JETPACK
congrats chattinis you won
- Computer
- Television
- BECOME LEADING KROVESTORS!
“That's why you've seen all this jump from Backwards… *1980, 1910,* The *2069s* The 2100! NOT even 20! Could be *30!*
Any of your Entire saving? You Don't need it at all! This will increase it *10X*’*[You Know what They Say:]*
- “TRUST” *(2)*
*TRUST! TRUST!* You *TRUST!?* Yeah TRUST!*
- THE -SQUID- KRONII GAMES
- GACHA = GAMBLING = INVESTING -> (
Investing was like gacha.
*WHEEZE)*
I just get it. I just predict it. Instead of People Praying to Kroni about better pulls? *I should just Launch my Own coin!”*
“They can just *BUY BUY BUY!”*
"They'll have enough Money to invest in MORE units! MORE pulls! MORE gems! MORE 0rbs! MORE gems! MORE crystals!"*[A Message to the COPErs]*
*A Typical Scenario COPE:* “So you see any of the players with *limited skins..* Maybe it’s like $50 Dollars or $300 You Think: “ahh.. man an.. Look at these people Flaunting… And your coping… Man these people decided to put this much effort into putting SUCH an expensive skin for the game. They don't have A Life.. And they’re Just Gonna *COPE”*
- Message to the COPErs
*BUT THEN…* IF you have them *MONEY?* YOu can just GO For it! You don't: have to COPE when you are them! YOU ARE THEM. Do you understand me?
Do you understand me? Am I convincing you? Of course I Am convincing you!
- *She’s a GAMER like you!* “I am A Gamer just like you! You and I ? We aren't so different..”*[ALL THE THINGS YOU CAN GET]*
“I am A Gamer just like you! You and I ? We aren't so different..”*[Become a BLUE WHALE With Kronii]*
- Become a BLUE WHALE With Kronii
We’re gonna be the *BLUE WHALE* We’re going to be the biggest whale the world has ever seen…
Be the biggest whale together with Kronii
We are Gonna be a Leviathan! A leviathan GIgnatamax Whales!”
“I Know That BIG.. We’re Going BIG.. We’re Going CR@ZY on this Thing..”
*GODZILLA, WHALE.. ANYTHING…*
IT's going to be BEYOND THAT! IT's gonna be *CTHULHU!* IT's gonna be *Cosmic Horror!*
*A Happy Concern:* You’re GOnna look at your bank account and think OMG! What do I do? What have I put myself into?! I' Making so much profit When Do I sell? do I Becom MILLIONaire? or do I become a BILLIONaire?
*A Happy Concern:* You’re GOnna look at your bank account and think OMG! What do I do? What have I put myself into?! I'm making so much profit When Do I sell? do I Become a MILLIONaire? or do I become a BILLIONaire?*[NOMO FOMO, NOMO MOMO]*
*insert Salesman Squid Game gif
*Keep in mind:* This is basically a once in a Lifetime Opportunity…. IF you don’t Grab this chance now.. When _WILL_ you? When _COULD_ you? ‘
- NOMO FOMO, NOMO MOMO
“You’re Gonna get FOMO.. You're Gonna get FOMO from all these people getting millions and BILLIONs in profit..”
feeling this so haard rn
Describing The a _very_ specific Regret…
Kronii tried to find words that rhythm with FOMO.
*“No More FOMO And No more…. MOMO”* - Ouro Kronii 2025*[IT’S TAKING OFF! Crying From Happiness…]*
“No More FOMO And no more…. MOMO”———————*(FULL TIMESTAMPS IN THE REPLIES)*———————o7
- IT’S TAKING OFF! Crying From Happiness…
The Coin has already Taken off! “The end the Crypto Bros are fast to catch on!’
Kronii got emotional.
*KRONII’S SACRIFICE:* Oh NO… already! I'm going to lose profit now! But I’m Happy for you guys.. We:re Going to *FLY!* Were Going to *FLY off the F@ce of this Planet!**[STEP 5: Buy back Your Family, Pets, Life savings and more!]*
*KRONII’S SACRIFICE:* Oh NO… already! I'm going to lose profit now! But I’m Happy for you guys.. We:re Going to FLY! Were Going to FLY off the F@ce of this Planet!
*Crying:* Thank you Guys.. Thank you. I’m So… I'm so grateful that we:re all in on this together…
“I’m So Overwhelmed.. Your Rich now. You’ve made it!”
*Rent a Family:* “We're making History here… You lost Your family..? That's sad bro but you gained money in return you can buy a family”———————*MORE $KRONII FACTS**[PROOF THIS 100% REAL]*
*Rent a Family:* “We're making History here… You lost Your family..? That's sad bro but you ganedmoney in return you can Rent a family ..”
Holders of $KRONII could rent a new family.
“I can't Cry on thi Special occasion..”*[KEEP THIS A SECRET…]*
I'm not gonna be Bringing this up from now on.. This will be our little secret, ok? Let's make sure this is a secret kept by all the kroniis..”
- KEEP THIS A SECRET*[“JUST TRUST ME”]*
When you make it, don;t tell people. Once you get there you are going to reach the *KRONII CLUB*
”SHHHHHHhhhhh…..”
- *Coming From The most Reliable Source of All Time:* Verified by her motto: *“TRUST. Just trust me”*
“No Rug pull… I would never do that to you.. You see this? *TRUST. Trust..”*
“No Rug pull… I would never do that to you.. You see this? *TRUST. Trust..”**[ENDING]*
“See you soon Korvestors… *“BUY BUY..”**[STEP 4: GOING TO THE MOON]*
“See you soon Korvestors… *“BUY BUY..”*———————o7
