hello everybody... The EA App fucking sucks!!!!
the ballad of a random trying to join public lobbies in DS3 on a Friday Night
Ike is haunted by the ghosts of "throw me some numbers"
into the game, now to remember controls...
"How do I have so many heals!? ... oh yeah because I stole yours"
selen has karma immediately
first combat... and selen's already dead
"Go Ike Go! Thanks, yoink!"
"Oh yeah, he tried to sell us out to Elton John!"
Spider-Man pointing meme but with zombie arms
"Oh yeah, try the ripper ike! it's really strong!" [wink]
another rappel section... stasis struggles
Yellow? Is... Selen colorblind?
it was both of them, I'm sure.
"The Witness trained you for this!" "Don't mention that around me"
Giant Spider necromorph, immediately goes straight for Selen
gradually figuring out the boss mechanics, never trust chat's advice
"Oh yeah the bday party that you went schizo at!" "You can't say that!"
"There's a guy in front of me! ..he's dead.. he's not dead.. he's dead! HE'S NOT DEAD!" [ike is shopping]
Selen and Ike have a... disussion? about what to call their fingers? Selen what?
Selen loves the ripper like Ike loves The Witness
Rosetta is sliced up "Is this what they did to Disney?"
sharing her med stockpile with the pauper ike
Waste Disposal Side Mission
Gremlin Selen cannot resist trolling
necromorph is just staring... menacingly!
ike's slide whistle lullaby, Selen asks to be paid; ike pays up
"The ripper is to me as the The Witness is to you" "Oh god is it that bad?"
Selen gets karma'd for "helping"
"My braincells have been single digits since Peppa Pig"
"This is what happens to your fanbase when you don't give them crumbs!" "We're just gamers"
"The pharmacy has taken a hit, how else will I sell my medkits for $800 each!?"
reading lore real
ike gets his revenge, only to be karma'd
regretting coming back to playing this game
"It's fine, they'll die! [...] THEY HAVE GUNS!"
floor pimples
the gas that eats your face, selen has sus thoughts
"I don't need a map, it's called character development!"
more jumpscare screams, from doors and gunships
something’s never change
ike gets gaslit then explodes
ike hasn't taken his meds again, time to investigate the crazy!
ike's off his meds again
And so poor Ike will forever regret to have chose that optional side mission with the never ending enemies killing him several times for the rest of his life XDIt was a absolute pleasure to have the best virtual novelist and the best sassy dragon playing this game again, the two are such a amaizing duo, hope we can another collab in 2024. Happy annyversary of this series Selen and TYSM for collabing with him again. 💙💜
ike has an unmedicated episode, everyone panic
ike loses against his inner demons
even when you beat the demons, you still gotta kill the enemies (they don't)
Ike solves his mental problems with a gun
ike has another unmedicated episode "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAKE US WHOLE"
Ike beats his inner demons, physically; hates life
"I haven't been this happy to see the number 15 since foot lettuce"
"So do you regret coming back?"
bye ike! over to chatting screen
return of the ike jar
Chinese Chess perms! Outside of EN collab maybe?
return of yelling at the rando dead space 3 guy
E-sports olympics; including Just Dance... and FIFA?
Donation Reading
