Start:
hello everybody!
Game start:
game start; intro video "this isn't horror, I'm the horror in this game"
"I think it'd be pretty great to be the devil's child"
Lucius is letting the inner demons win
"We can hire cheaper maids, she wanted insurance"
Meeting Lucifer "Daddy?"
"I only have a single bed? Where's my king size!? Where are my SHIRTS!?"
jumpscared by devil powers
"What do you mean clean my room? We have maids- oh nvm"
"Wait you mean I actually had to clean my room!? This is why I'm killing people"
"Wait I DIDN'T have to do my chores!?"
Daddy Lucifer is hot (because of the fire)
Lucius finally got ahead on his piano lessons
the most evil act of all: ruining his parent's marriage
"Ya like jazz?"
Killing is lame, this is a chore simulator now
"What if I... woOoOoO him? And scare him!"
"We're having human for dinner! Mogu mogu!"
The NTR is canon now
Lucius goes to school, blacks out "I didn't consent to an education!"
Finding the servant's rooms, committing more NTR
stealth mission time
the whole of chat blinked and missed all of Selen's incredible stealth
Lucius becomes the greatest evil of all time: Jake Paul (mind control)
"Not Allistair! He's my drinking buddy!"
do laundry to progress the plot
using the music box... "What?"
Selen figures out the puzzle after 20 minutes "My brain has never felt bigger"
Time for The Mission!
Exploring the perv room
mm cake "he's just dancing chat"
funky twister
"I know what do to!" [snaps photos] Jovita does a flip
"[Tom] is going out with a bang, banged her too hard"
Grandpa had Tom's 'pills' all along
Selen reads chat, believes she softlocked, restarts
chores done, bike unlocked!
aaand immediately gets her bike stuck
floating Lucius
turns out she was never softlocked
over to chatting screen; "if I can break the game I can fix the game"
denying allegations of getting oneguy'd
Superchat reading
Ancient LazuLight and Obsydia lore
Rosemi = Yandere? Petra = Tsundere!?
Legless Lizards vs Snake debate
learning wacky facts from YouTube shorts
Disney and their IPs
When will Selen become public domain?
preview for schedule for next week
