i would like to share that halfway through watching the vod (its am), i felt a giant tickle on my shoulder. it was a bug. actually no not my shoulder. like almost on my ear.
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hello everybody! Vox demands inflation
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stream delay caused by educating Enna "Can I play this card?" "NO"
Selen the sole cancel survivor (for now)
ㅡ *1st Card* › "Its a trap! "
ㅡ *2nd Card* › "What's that sound?"
and we're right into a discussion of piss
Enna imitates the sound of famine
who's to blame for the sadjob
ㅡ *3rd Card* › "What's a girl's best friend?"
Vox chooses to respect women, thankfully
ㅡ *4th Card* › "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put_____ into ____. They were wrong"
Enna: "Can I say things about the Pope?"
me if I got that: I’m queer- I get the right to lmao
E: "Which hole? I thought [horses] only had one? ...ew I just saw a horse butthole"
Vox's inner demons (they're in his balls)
Mi papa tiene uno ano (and also cheats at chess)
and with this: the nsfw artists went rampant lmao
ㅡ *5th Card* › "Studies shows that lab rats navigates mazes 50% faster after being exposed to:_____"
cuckoldry is from now known as ratting
ㅡ *6th Card* › "Next from J.K Rowling: Harry Potter and the chamber of: _____"
E: "Can I say things about Mormons?"
,
For all my Italian fellows here, when they started talking about getting ribs removed to suck themselves I know we all thought about the same person lol
uh, have you seen how much he flirts with Shoto?
"How do you know what Penis Breath smells like, Vox?"
Vox : 😭😭😭😭
ㅡ *7th Card* › "After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally getting loose?"
Vox explains quofes and queefs
The Beginning of a Legacy?😐😑🫤
Selen being a little too loose with her phrasing
I haven't laughed out loud that much in a long time, thank you Niji Gods for Vox's Obama impression XD
Voxbama's obussy ain't too bussin
It was a long 8 inches too :P
ㅡ *8th Card* › "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"
V: "Oh god this one is so bad, it's so awful. I'm submitting it" continues to slander DC
S: "Who's the daddy in Batman?"
Enna no, Enna no!
I crack everytime I watch Selen's eyes at She really said whaaaat
I'm Mexican and not offended that shit is hilarious
"Oh so that's why Batman doesn't reciprocate"
...And now I'm just picturing Batman screaming into a 'gina.
- This was actually one big educational stream for Enna.
ㅡ *9th Card* › "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of:____"
Vox: "Jesse, we have to cook to get revenge on shaq for fucking my wife"
Enna continues to defend her choice of card last round
(glass-yas)
Vox, God's strongest internet funnyman
I have never felt the ADHD in Vox so strongly
ㅡ *10th Card* › "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on:____"
Enna actually no this time, Selen cancelled real?
- Someone who was begging for a Dragon Sisters collab is pumping their fist into the air right now
Sweet home Alabama
Selen explains how to research fucking mi hermana
BRUHH
I feel like Selen could get it away with by coming out and say she meant Elira and meant to compliment her that a government would spend millions in trying to get with her, but she is too tsun to say it out loud.
the "my sister" whisper I can't 🤣🤣
the way selen couldn't even say it outloud lmao
Reddit AMA. Mod stories
ㅡ *11th Card* › "Hey Reddit, I'm ______. Ask me anything."
WHY DOES VOX SOUND LIKE WEIRD AL
the one-two punch of crack cocaine and kanye west
ㅡ *12th Card* › "Just once, I'd like to hear you say 'Thanks mom. Thanks for___'"
"Thanks for doing it in the butt" E: "I have lore for this"
I thought the exact same thing
Vox with another obscure reddit post: self-fun time
peenlen strikes again, akumama pls do not observe
ㅡ *13th Card* › "Fun Tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with _____ instead."
Going down south. Enna: "This is about (kitty) licking, right?" Vox sends a cursed answer
Enna immediately goes for the clit. Selen pronunciation issues
ㅡ *14th Card* › "My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out we _will_ , have ____ on the moon."
(not the trump impression lmao)
Fulgur's Trumpster impression. Enna: "I love Trudeau"
Juuling out of this world. Trump's solution for homelessness
Enna definitely doesn't evade taxes
The glass ceiling. Even on the moon. S: "What would [Trump] want?"
ㅡ *15th Card* › "What ended my last relationship?"
What ended my last relationship? Selen's perfect card.
anyone else get the mental image of, like, Enna getting NTR'd by IRyS from Hololive?
ㅡ *16th Card* › "White people like:___"
Enna: "Oh this is my card." The card [White people like...]
ps
Dying over what white people like. Members-only collab to avoid cancellation
Fulgur likes glazing and being glazed. White people and the ethics of dating a serial killer
Vox quoting that YTP just made my day
V: "I mean some people like toppings, like crackers"
ㅡ *17th Card* › "Uh, hey guys. I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about:____"
bro that refers to us being the ones cracking the whips out in the plantation field
Serious doubts about ____. Graduation edging
Logistics of a super soaker full of cat pee. Vox's horse cum fact.
vox's fun facts about expensive liquids
what about particularly potent and rare snake venom? I thought those were top of the list.
Selen the necrophile strikes again. Queef lessons
the continuation of Selen necrophilia arc estabilished by trialk by trolley.
E: "Some may like it queefy!"
ㅡ *18th Card* › "Daddy, why is mommy crying?"
What's mommy crying over?
Queeflen Loosuki
Queeflen Loosuki. Membership flood.
Queeflen Loosuki Embership Train @Edit: Why is there a flower van parked outside my home?
@ Did you know Snapple had a watermelon lemonade? I added a few packs of sugar to it and now it taste like tarty liquid pink Jolly Ranchers
💀💀💀
Mommy being a bitch about dying. The problem with being too loose.
ㅡ *19th Card* › "That was so metal"
Shoutout to Luke Tam in chat who, when presented with the sentence "That was so metal.", responded with "BLEHHHH". Evidently, this guy understands the perfect callout for any breakdown. A true metalhead, indeed.
So metal, bro. Too real bro.
fun fact: they have to stab it with a needle to make it go down if it doesn’t go limp after 6-8hours, or it will pop like a balloon 🎈.
ㅡ *20th Card* › "What's my secret power?"
Nijicancelled's secret power
Liberals and Spaghetti
It’s easy. Just wear a greenscreen suit.
Super power: Getting away with public sex on live television.
ㅡ *21st Card* › "What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?"
Fulgur reveal will reveal the "White" card. What is Bush thinking of?
- chat gaslights the other participants by saying a card worse than what Selen actually had
Selen pussies out on a card
George Bush, a Queeflen Loosuki dragoon
✦ ** | *Selen in the bathroom. 🐏: "How you guys's Christmases been?"**Voxxy got a vouch for a haircut, sweets and clothes <3 Went out with the lads* - *Fufuchan was just working and chilling, he had ham :p* |
Vox and Fulgur's Christmas experience
ㅡ *22nd Card* › "But before I k!ll you, Mr. Bond, I must show you:_____"
Average (?) Bond villain dialogue. Selen's stress level at 99%
ㅡ *23rd Card* › "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of:_____"
Moses' 11th Plague. Selen shuffles her cards like a wuss
Plaguing with the Kardashians
I'm sorry but if the Bass Pro Shop (R) Pyramid isn't one of the great pyramids you're huffing copium. They're a national icon next to the Eiffel tower in Paris, Tennessee.Also obligatory WOOOOO BABAH HOME STATE MENTIONED
Vox malding over Memphis, Tennessee
ㅡ *24th Card* › "Its a pity that kids these days are all getting evolved with:____" (this one is 💀)
Selen howling, crying, screaming. Kids being involved with ___
Post-graduation tell-all book on this stream. Revealing answers
my timestamp
Ironically last time I played this game someone played these exact combos
...at least it's consensual.
The Milkman goes from innocent to sus. Please take a seat.
joke is on you, in my country we used to have a company named "milkman" they were the best dairy company sadly they are gone for 30 years LOL
Disclaimer: Selen's choice does not reflect her. We're all going to hell anyway
the selen mindbreak is strong with this one
"We're already going to hell, so pick the one you liked the most"
even tho I’m not a kid- I felt called out lmao-
ㅡ *25th Card* › "____: kid tested. Mother approved"
Enna: "Is it that bad? ... I liked that one!"
somehow it gets fucking worse
"I can hear the slack notifications now"
ㅡ *26th Card* › "if you like ____ YOU MIGTH BE A REDNECK"
"Can you explain it?" "Wait for the slack ping, I can explain it during our 2 weeks off"
Aia redneck real
ㅡ *27th Card* › "Becha can't have just one!"
Can't stop at just one.
E: "I'm being blueballed! I either have really bad cards... or really BAD cards!"
"Pull the trigger Enna, do it" "I have more to lose"
Vox's disclaimer... nearly 3 hours in
Vox's British moment
It’s probably meant to be or smth
ㅡ *28th Card* › "What's there a ton of in heaven?"
"This is the hardest game I've ever played! My career!"
Vox was one card away from a full house
S: "You know, there is that one Christian loophole..." E: "I don't get it"
Enna: "See my sideboob?" ...where?
Comedically blueballed
ㅡ *29th Card* › "instead of coat, Santa now gives to the bad child:____"
Vox reveals Selen's card after she chickens out. What the dog doing? Who the dog doing.
Vox is such a chad, massive balls.
ㅡ *30th Card* › "That's right, I k!lléd ____ How, you ask?"
Nothing is more painful than having liquid in your mouth at and trying not to laugh. x'D!!!
Casual sexism and the alternate ending to Jumanji.
HOLY BASED ENNA
ㅡ *31st Card* › "When I was tripping in acid ____ turned into _____"
When I was tripping on acid, Tatsuki turned into Tatlooseki
The weirdest acid trip
Vox suggests leaning into Nijicancelled. E: "Will you buy me a house?"
Vox is dead. Enna: "Here's your next ASMR content"
( AJDJQUHSUSHUDHUSJWHSYA)
- Vox could not have picked a better icon for this collab with the way he deflated like a balloon reading this out
Vox's laugh ppfffffft
anyway just a casual story about capri suns in Vox's live tag
ㅡ *32nd Card* › "How did I lose my virginity?" (
even after embracing the cancel, there's still lines that can't be crossed
On Merkel, Enna: "...Is she cool?"
Cancelled by children. "Vox Akuma supports sex with animals!?" (Not clickbait gone wild)
almost peed myself)
Pugs. Enna: "Where's my house?"
Vox: "Have I told you that one time I saw a naked grandma?"
Vox isn't into Gilfs...yet. No, not the Queen!
E: "I don't think I'm getting that house..." V: "No, you're not"
Pugs again. "Dewit"
ㅡ *33rd Card* › "In the Disney Channel original movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _____ for the first time."
More bestiality. This time with Hannah Montana.
What do you mean UNFORTUNATELY!? Hannah vs the Pratiarchy
💀neighbour’s kids got blessed with new knowledge
( *Vox's dad told him to lower his volume, there's kids outside the door* 💀)
LOL
Vox Sr.: "Are you winning son?" Enna please.
Dear Abby, Selen roasts Fulgur and Vox
ㅡ *34th Card* › Dear Abby, I'm having some struggle with _____ and I would like your advice. "
Selen attacks Fulgur and Vox
ㅡ *35th Card* › " Step 1, Step 2, Step 3: profit." (
Three steps to success
💀)
- "Your father told you to be quiet"
Vox. Your dad told you to be quiet. Stop talking about foreskins
ㅡ *36th Card* › "What will always get you laid?"
V: "Should I post it?" E: "Yes!" V: "Do you know what it is?" E: "No!"
"No, I cannot post it on twitter, that would be astronomically worse!"
What will always get you laid? E: "You fucked her once, you could fuck her again."
One more. Discussing if Vox should cook.
ㅡ *37th Card* › "I'm sorry professor I couldn't complete my homework because of:"*Vox is tempted to put the card, everyone in doubt.* 😭 **panic**
There's an even worse card.
it’s an anti anxiety and antidepressant- I take it for anxiety- but at this point it’s also for my depression LMAO
"I'm sorry professor" Gets too real.
ㅡ *38th Card* › "For the next trick, I will put ____ out of _____"
One last card for Vox.
Vox's perfect combo. Damn, that's dark.
"See you guys at Enna's new house!"
Planning to offcollab with CAH, audio only
One last Ennaism at the end of this stream, and everyone's last words
*FAREWELL* (thank god) ▄█▀█●
