Start! / Introductions!
Start! “You’re Going Down!”
Welcome to the holoEN Civil War!
- *Bae!*
- *Cecilia!**[THE TEAMS]*
_(Team Coffee)_
┣ - *Bijou!* spilling the tea: Coffee! Is better!
┗ - *Raora!* “Coffee is love, Coffee is life”
_(Team Tea)_
┣ - *Fauna!* “You can’t spell team without Tea!”
Fauna pulling the most Fauna intro ever
┗ - *Nerissa!* ‘They hated me because I was right”*[THE JUDGES]*
Introducing the Judges!
*Video:* Judge Introductions!
Intro video!
- *IRyS!* “My blood is Carbonated, and I am filled with love. I represent team _Soda!”_
(holoEN by the way)
- *Ina!* “I was recruited here as a judge under the title of… _ Cookie Connoisseur!”_
- *Shiori!* “I am knows as the water whipper wet Witch” / The BleachBlaster!”———————*ROUND 1 ARGUMENTS*———————*——[BAE’S COFFEE ARGUMENT]——*
I love how the cute Little Rock’s window wiper stands out in the sea of laughter
“You're Going DOWN!!”
"As Team Coffee, I would like to begin this debate..."
- *Bae’s* Coffee Argument
Thee is a *Jury Poll!**[Opening Slide]*
START!
*Slide1:* Be better. Drink that coffee. *(1)*
"Today I Will prove to you all that coffee is without doubt better than tea!"
*Slide 2:* Coffee drinkers experience life on an _Elevated level!_*[Coffee Flavour!]*
- *Coffee Teaches you about Flavour!* There are over 120 types of coffee beans!
- There are over 120 types of coffee beans!
Coffee doesn't need to Rely on _other_ ingredients..
*Slide 3:* people Often Complain coffee is bitter.. For their tongues are uncultured! Unloved!”
Be better. Drink that coffee. *(2)**[Getting scientific: Coffee = Increased Focus!]*
drink that water b* drink that water.-senzawa
(Dr. Oopsie!?) Coffee has one magical substance
*Slide: 4* Take yourself back... It's first period, What is the only thing that will wake you up?
Some people don’t need caffeine... But Us *PLEABIANS* need the B00ST!"
Coffee hasMultiple times the caffeine of tea: (2x Black tea and 3x green tea!)
Those elite are NOT TEA drinkers! *Multiple times the caffeine:* (2x Black tea and 3x green tea!)
Be better. Drink that coffee. *(3)**[Coffee is versatile!]*
- Coffee is not only a magical drink, coffee Enhances all spheres of life! Great for *cooking!*
- Coffee is a *Beauty Ingredient!*
- "Coffee Grounds act as an amazing *Homemade Fertilizer!* coffee can be used to elevate the very tea lives team tea is trying to sell you!"
Be better. Drink that coffee. *(4)*
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TOGETHAAA 🐍
_"TOGETHAAAAA"_*——[CECILIA'S TEA ARGUMENT]——*
TOGETHA!!
Giving the Floor to Team Tea:
- *Cecilia’s* Tea argument
“Objection! Heresy!“
*"I will talk about Why Coffee S*cks."**[Bitter]*
- Those flavours are 120 Flavors.. of _bitter_
120 Flavors.. of _bitter_
Bitter = Poison
NO adding sugar*[Addictive and dangerous!]*
Why coffee is a Danger!
*Q:* Honour IRyS, theoretically if you were hit by a car you would die?
*Q:* Honour Ina, Would you Die? *Ina:* I’d.. have to think about it.
That makes it sound like Ina hasn't thought about her own lore xD
*Q:* Honour Shiori, would you Die? *Shiori:* I'd get isekai'd*[COFFEE DRIVING]*
*Video:* RIP Judges…
*Video:* RIP Judges…
*TRAGEDY STRUCK*
“ Can’t believe a new souls game just Dropped” - ina
*100% TRUE:* 1 out of 5 Coffee drinkers spontaneously Combust!
*FACT:* 1 out of 5 Coffee drinkers spontaneously Combust!
THE PAGE “realcoffeestatsnotmadebycecilia” AT ACTUALLY WORKS LMAOOO CC ACTUALLY CITED IT CORRECTLY
Just put in the URL thats shown in her slide at
Conclusion: Stand with tea, stand for Justice!”*[Post Round 1 Review]*
Judges Thoughts?
Nominating The next Speakers———————*ROUND 2 ARGUMENTS*———————*——[BIJOU'S COFFEE ARGUMENT]——*
*Biboo:* "Judges you look very pretty this morning" *Fauna:* "relevancy your honour?"
- *Bijou’s* Coffee Argument
START!*[Why Biboo is a credible source]*
Eliminating Bias
- Biboo enjoys _BOTH_
- I am Cute.*[Biboo’s smile! :D]*
My :D when I taste Tea
The dimensions of her :D when she drinks tea VS coffee
*Biboo Self Sabotage..**[The Effect of Tea on Biboo]*
@ lmao Biboo accidentally liking tea a bit too much than she expected
Comedian 😂😂
This Biboo blunder got everyone rollin'
oh man the best part without a doubt
Tea = EEP
Coffee = SPEEN + YEET*[SIGMA BEAN]*
1500 Types of teas *Vs* SIGMA BEAN
*_AKshually_*Coffee is a Fruit SEED*[SNIFF TEST]*
Today Biboo prepared both Coffee and tea to sniff!
*SNIFFA*
Biboo’s conclusion: _Coffee Smells better._*[Coffee FACTS]*
Did she just say coffee smells like War?
Has Fiber
More Caffeine VS tea
You look _Cooler_ Brewing Coffee
Antioxidants + Reduces Risk of Dying!*[TIER LIST]*
The definitive Coffee and Tea Taste Tier List
*(Ina Shakes her head.. )**[Conclusion]*
unbiased reaction from black-coffee enjoyer Judge Ina
Milk Makes Everything better! *(MILK = Man I Love Koseki)*
Biboo hit them with the MILK Man I Love Koseki
_Click to Add Title_*[MILK REBUTTAL]*
*CC:* "Basically you're saying you're Team _MILK.."_
*Fauna:* "It seems to me Tea without milk was Higher than coffee without Milk…"
fauna you might be on to something
*Fauna Burn:* "Go drink your milk and Go back to SLEEP!"
*Fauna Burn:* "Go drink your milk and Go back to SLEEP!"*——[FAUNA’S TEA ARGUMENT]——**[Mother Nature’s Chemistry Class]*
- *Fauna's* Tea argument
Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honors, and my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you.
I have prepared a short speech for you today.
Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad(many) reasons,
I will focus my testimony on one aspect only.
The Animno acid *l Theanine*
Oh no, she's smart!...
The amino acid L-theanine, while both coffee and tea contain caffine. L-theanine is found natuarally in green tea and contrarily(oppositely) is absent from coffee.
We therefore may use the elusive (not that common as other AAs we know) amino acid presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.
- Neurostimulation effects!
┣ - Neurostimulation effects!
Caffine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neural-stimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure.
You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker. However, there is another path offered by our favorite beverage of tea.
- Antagonizes caffeine!
┣ - Antagonizes caffeine!
L-theanine once again found naturally in tea, and anagonizes caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive.
- + Dopaminine and Serotonin!
┣ - + Dopaminine and Serotonin!
L-theanine regulates the central nervous system (CNS), increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate reuptake,decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin.
That's right L-theanine antagonizes caffeine, lowering blood pressure while coffee continues to elavate and elavate again.
*Fauna starts yapping scientifically about tea* IRyS: 🤓
Further, L-theanine increases alpha brain wave activity accosiated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.
- + Alpha brain wave Activity!
IRyS puts on her glasses.
┗ - + Alpha brain wave Activity!
Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste, and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea's dominion over coffee.
"But Coffee tastes better!"
I rest my case thank you.
*Fauna:* "Won't someone think about Amino Acids?"
*Fauna Can repeat it…**[ORDER IN THE COURT!]*
*Bae Burn:* "Just like tea.. The speakers of team tea put me to sleep.."
Fauna trying to go full nerd against BaeBi but just gets roasted 😭
*Biboo Burn:* “We need coffee to wake us up from that speech..”
*Nerissa* Seems like Team coffee is SO distracted…
* Ina:* "ORDER IN THE COURT!”*[Post Round 2 Review]*
L theanine / Biboo’s MILK argument is all they can remember..
Ina and shiori are also both leaning towards Tea…———————*ROUND 3 ARGUMENTS*———————*—[RAORA'S COFFEE ARGUMENT]—**[Comparisons!]*
- *Raora’s* Coffee Argument
Start!
Burns fat like a Boss!
Stronger Flavour!
The choice of Champions!
Shot glass!
)
Cool cafes are everywhere! *VS Grandma's Tea Time...**[MUCHO TEXTO / SKIPPA SKIPPA]*
ESPRESSO >>>>>>
*Ina in chat:* She’s just like my professor FR FR
*AKShually..* Did you know...
Antioxidant levels "This is FACTS!"
┗ Coffee’s increases Antioxidant levels "This is FACTS!"
Mental Health!
┣ Coffee benefits Mental Health!*[VIDEOS]*
RAORAP
——————— (Raora Raps: /
Another pink woman that can rap?... Calli had been awfully quiet since this dropped...
Calli been real quiet since this dropped 🔥🔥🔥
*Raora’s COFFEE RAP!**——[NERISSA'S TEA ARGUMENT]——*
i thinkg she liked the rap a bit too much LMAO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- *Nerissa’s* Tea Argument
Start! / Destroy her!*[Refuting Team coffee’s past arguments]*
"Destroy her you mutant! DESTROY HER!" was so funny
Wtf I always thought she said: "Destroy her, you mutant"
“I do not need slides, because I am right.”
Cafes = Consumerism!
Oh no, she's getting political!...
*"Do you hate your FAQ'ing grandmother Raora?"*-> (Referencing
*Do you hate your FAQ'ing grandmother Raora?*
nerissa have a good point there 😂
Now this is proper beef... She just mentioned her grandma...
Tea can also be bitter.. If you enjoy that
Frappuccino
Raora breaking at made me laugh so hard. Great debate.
“If you have to drink coffee cause it makes you “adult” your insecure”*[Nerissa’s Coffee Past...]*
Nerissa Used to be a… *Coffee Addict!*
*Biboo:* "So you're just Weak?
*Bae:* Objection! hersey!
*Raora:* Skippa Skippa..
Decaf? Just to drink Bitter bean Juice? "You’re cr@zy!"
Nerissa: Coffee is "bean juice."Kronii: "Tea is leaf juice."
Raora X Nerissa Tee tee*[Post Round 3 Review]*
Feeling the passion!
Can Raora do the Rap in Italian?
)*[MAIN SECTIONS]*
*Raora’s Coffee new Rap~!*———————*CLOSING STATEMENTS*———————*[Appealing to The Judge’s Biases]*
*Closing statements!*
Cecelia Represents Tea!
What’s Closer to Soda? / Objection there is also carbonated coffee!
*CHAOS..*
"Tea tastes like Nothing!”
*Shiori:* As a member of *Team bleach* coffee is closer to bleach!
IRyS can’t imagine carbonated coffee tasting good
What would you rather dip your Cookie into? *Ina:* i don't Dip my Cookies..”*[Bribing the Judges]*
Team Tea offers a Tea Party!
Afternoon Tea
*GOTTEM: * "The last time I went to afternoon tea I ordered coffee” - Biboo
"Do any of you like tiramisu?""no""gross""ugh!"🤣🤣🤣
Tiramisu
*Raora:* “Objectively no one likes macha..” *Fauna:* "How dare you say the to the greens"
*Biboo:* "Macha tastes like Grass" *Rissa:* "That just means YOU have an unrefined palette you little baby…"*[Whose information was more reliable?]*
the tea is getting hot
Calling out CC’s Source
Comparing “personal Studies”
*Fauna’s life is **_not enough..._*
*Fauna’s life is **_not enough..._*———————
*THE JUDGE'S CLOSING THOUGHTS**[IRyS Overall Thoughts]*
The Judges overall Thoughts
Every side gave very “unique” Arguments
*CC’s* Very Negative Campaign
Coffee Driving
*Biboo’s* arguments of studies based on herself
*Fauna's* argument Was very smart I had to wear my glasses..”
*Raora’s* Rap, + Text amount
*Nerissa’s* Slap Backs
IRyS was surprised no one talked about *_Scent…_**[Objections!]*
"So what you're saying is you don’t care about the judge's opinion?"
*Bae:* "So what you're saying is you don’t care about the judge's opinion?"
*SKILL ISSUE:* / objection! The other team is mean!*[FUN FACTS!]*
*SKILL ISSUE:* / objection! The other team is mean!*[Ina Overall Thoughts]*
(Ina HoloEN By the way)
“No matter the outcome today, I will respect both choices…”
*LACTOSE INTOLOERANT = SKILL ISSUE?* / Ina likes both her Coffee and tea Black
*CC:* Biboo your arguments are confusing!*[Shiori's Overall Thoughts]*
Cecilia really had enough of Biboo's nonsense lmao
*The Chaos"* “You have to Live life on edge to appreciate the fact you didn't Explode that day”
The topic of Afternoon tea triggered her trauma..———————*(CONTINUED IN THE REPLIES)*———————o7
*Shiori:* Alright judges.. You come here often?"
Judge deliberations
*IRyS:* I’m glad I didn't have to use this *gun*
*Shiori:* "I like the chaos of coffee.. I don't even drink coffee" / Shiori sometimes drinks tea
Team tea dared to lie…
Afternoon tea is expensive, but it’s a bonding experience..
*TEAM ALCOHOL!!* *Lets go!*
When it comes to alcohol, you _can_ be team alcohol _and_ team tea…
Is there Alcoholic Coffee?
*Ina explains why She is Team tea*
Tea beauty Products
Biboo starts doing ochame kinou headbop
*What Team tea should have also covered*: if you're having a hard time going to the bathroom. Coffee definitely helps!
*Papa'nis' knowledge:* Why bathroom lines longer around lunch…
Coffee Health benefits / erased by Milk and Sugar..
*Shiori:* IF people get addicted to coffee that’s *good for the economy!*
IRYS is leaning towards Team tea
Ina also goes with Team tea
Shiori Is team coffee
Team alcohol is an option
IRyS is their leader, she’s the one with the gun!*[FINAL VERDICT]*
Delivering 5.56mm of hope...
*RIGGED:* "I have tea on my Desk right now” - IRyS
Ina made both drinks, but only finished one: Tea.
*FINAL VERDICT:* TEA!!
*FINAL VERDICT:*
*Ina:* “We will celebrate this win by putting Tea leaves in coffee”*[WAS IT RIGGED?]*
They admitted their own Bias!
_"AKSHUALLY…"_
Team coffee losses with -by calling it rigged- “grace”
Team *Alcohol?**[POLL RESULTS]*
Jury Poll
The legend himself weighs in.
Ending Poll:*Tea* = 50%*Coffee* = 49%Total votes: *52K**[YAGOO!]*
A Video for the Secret 4th Judge!
, the fourth judge weighs in.Best girls judgement is: "...either one fine?"
And the OTHER legend!
BEST GIRL
*TIMESTAMPS* (YAGOO Video: )
*VIdeo:*
*VIdeo:*YAGOO!———————o7
Introduction
Yagoo Drinks Coffee more often...
At night teas is better!
What does Yagoo think about the battle?
*FINAL OPINION:* Either is fine———————*ENDING/ FINAL THOUGHTS*
More Civil War episodes?
Thumbnail: Thank you *Daaku!*
Logo: Thank you *Spiritsnare!*
Video editing: Thank you *Nekomikuri**[JUDGE'S Final Thoughts]*
Start
- IRyS! "
Everyone's’ Final Thoughts——————————————*FULL TIMESTAMPS* (Compilation in Replies)*—[Introductions!]—**[Welcome!]*
Stream Assets: Thank you *Eden Exile!*
Memories of School Days?
STREAM CARBONATED LOVE!
- Ina!
- Shiori!*[Speaker's Final Thought's]*
- Raora!
- Bijou!
- Nerissa!
Tea won! Yay…
- Fauna!
- Cecilia!
- Bae!*[ENDING]*
Advent 3D Debuts!
Thank you everyone!
