hello everybody! rip OG Apex OBS scene
"This is karma for not streaming Apex in so long"
: Finally an opportunity for Sewen to use crying face. Apex OBS scene knew Selen was NTRing with Overwatch and left.
sad
there be members-only customs in the future
Lobby 1; "Who here is at least diamond?"
Game 1 start... "Now... now! ...now!"
"Don't loot... except my team! I have to fix myself"
"When will dragoon on dragoon violence stop! Who could do such a thing?"
"Real dragoons will push that rez... not my team. We'll 4th party."
accidentally leapfrogged by teammates
"He doesn't know" [He didn't know] "He has a Kraber" [teammate Kraber'd]
"Die for me! You know you want to!" [pushing last teams]
Ez win, definitely not rigged, Selen was definitely helping
Lobby 2; "As always... who's a diamond player at least?"
Game 2; "This time it's fair, I couldn't rig my team"
[stacked champ squad] "Wait what is this rigged shit"
[Cringe Rifling] "Peek me so I can charge my armor!"
3rd party jumpscare
[Charge Rifle'd back] "Wait that's illegal!"
"I'm accepting donations of shield cells! Not rigged btw"
bullied by maggie ball
Selen gets Seer'd, asks "how did they know", and gets tbagged
"KILL THEM! YES! NOW GO INTO THE ZONE AND TBAG THEM!"
absolute chaos final ring, wtf is happening
Lobby 3 "When you get in tell me your rank"
"Wait console? What... what's your rank?"
Game 3 start; still mad about coincidental master squad
Seer DCs out of embarrassment
pro panic portal plays
"Karma? But I'm streaming? You mean I can't rig the game?"
bocchi the pro
loan shark selen collects on her bets
final fights, nearly witnessing a robbery
Lobby 4 "If I get another teammate that leaves, I'm restarting the lobby"
"What's your rank, console player? Bronze? I'm leaving."
"It's not you, it's just your rank"
Game... 4? Woops not actually
Lobby 5 lol
Game 5
panic looting almost costs her purple armor
"Be a good BH and scan that ring for Daddy. Sorry, intrusive thoughts."
"Go for the package, Octane" [looks at enemy] "You won't die, I swear"
toxic gamer bloodhound
"Nice shot! Wait... you're on controller!? Why didn't you tell me!"
Lobby 6 because Selen wants to fight
Game 6; 3rd DCs... ripge SEA internet connection
"Strike 3 SEA bro... where's strike 2? I can't count."
definitely not rigging the teams
"Beg me to not kick you"
i swear i dont know the other Yuul B. Alwright
Game 6 (Real) time to fight
randomly hand-picked teammates, carbine economy booming
"Let's fight!" [shot] "Let's run!"; Selen carry fr fr
finally a fight "Oh wait, I'm bangalore"
"I don't know how to play with a valk team, none of my friends do"
sandwiched and griefed "Who was it! I can kick you! But I won't!"
"The team that killed us won, so I basically won!"
Lobby 7 for Hide & Seek; Bocchi Sweeps
Game 7, absolute bozo hunter teammate
rig victim spites the bocchi sweep
largest IQ dragoon vantage ults, bocchi gets fed
ammo doko, griefed by being surrounded by enemies
Bocchi the throw
last ring, no ammo hazukashii
can't even win as the seeker team lol, lmao even; Seloan Shark returns
smug face used REAL
Lobby 8 for boxing, only robots
Game 8; "Ash's thing... the pshhhh... yeah the snare"
out-boxed, bocchi pov incites extreme spite
I was pretty proud of
that poor ashe
"That's not Solar Array! Catch them! Yeah!"
"Next round I'll have a gun!"
man brings a car to a boxing match "I can make rules as we go, cars are banned now"
more loopholes exposed live on stream
"That was a good grapple, he's fucked tho"
Lobby 9, time for the 12 pages of rules
Game 9 after 5 pages of rules explained
"The warden's here now, fight!"
"Is that a valk?" [guns]
"Is that another wraith? Get this man out of the lobby!"
sweaty team melees, another valk gets wrecked and finished
final five, in-ring battle royale
1v1s "I'm gonna lose the first fight aren't I"
"what the fuck you're white?" [gets wrecked]
Lobby 10, Zombie mode; again 5 pages of rules
dragoonronpa outing multiple game players
Game 10; Dragoon court real
beamed to oblivion holy
horde incoming "OH SHIT RUN GOGOGOGOGO"
"DON'T BE A HERO! I'LL COVER YOU!"
Selen chased by the horde, horror game fr fr
Selen last alive, with no ammo
horror mode for real, suddenly 10 more people show up to chase
zombies learn technology and start sweating once Selen dies
Lobby 11, no more heals for zombies
dragoonronpa part 2
Game 11, zombies on storm point
the swarm has already arrived, time to scream
barely manages to valk ult out
Dragoonronpa returns to catch the cheaters
Lobby 12, time for more snitching
with selen (akina) whdjahrhfjw
Game 12; woops no loba
Can’t believe I got into my first Apex game since season 2 only to get instantly obliterated😭😭😭
Devour the rule breakers!
immediately finding a group of ulting zombies
and team is already dead
valk ult reveals just how many are chasing
rip Selen, public stream zombies can't behave
"You can swarm me, but you can't swarm the cheaters?"
Lobby 13; screen censor go rrrrrrr
"Alright! Wait where am I?" Game 13
[Console, double hammers] "Fuck, should have been on my team!"
"19 squads still? what is this, algs?"
car drives up, and a dragoon gets punched out
sweaty dragoons make selen activate her IGL senses
sandwiched, killed, and tilted by getting unequally targeted
"When I did that spray transfer? I thought that was so hot. I'd fu-"
inflicting the curse of streamsniping on surviving dragoons
"That tapstrafe should have won, but ggs"
Members lobbies next week (probably)! Over to chatting screen
donation readings
"I saw the pre-chat don't worry"
ember socks real
filipino disowned live for food hot takes
