stream start!!!
hello everybody!
Selen had tutoring from Surefour
alpha's ending, so time to go wild and lose your equipment
F: "It's Garglezeed not Gargledeez, that's the joke!" R: "OH! It's a DN!"
Run 1, RP attempt instantly stabbed
instant FF Chain Lightning, Fuu is dead
"Watch this!" "Are you cheesing him?" "Yea!" [dies]
lmaooooo
Run 2 F: "I'm not casting anything but Fireball"
"Excuse me, I need to ponder my orb"
sudden players... and dead
Grandpa Fulgur and his adult grandchildren, Run 3
Fulgur casts Fireball, much to the detriment of the party
cheese successful... totally
Selen explains how to cheese hunter traps, gets hunter trapped by Rosemi
"Ho, traveller!" [dead]
Run 4; Garglezeed friendlyfireballs again
time to cheese the wraith "Oh no the zone!"
multiple legolas... legolai?
what's a little stripping to save someone's life?
extract camped, slow-mo mace'd
Doppio raid into shirtless barb Selen
F: "It's Game of Thrones! My father was also... my mother?"
"Hello kind sir!" [arrow in the face] F: "Oh no, he said a gamer word"
Gargleweed "That was my uncle!"
"Everyone escaped! Even Rosemi, in a way..."
Run 6; woops no stash
"Watch me break this door! [...] I forgot to equip it"
"Ho traveler! We come in peace!" [dead]
Go again; R: "We come in anger!"
from wacky fireballs to instant mimic karma
BONK
Fulgur betrays a traveller, betrays Rosemi instead.
"Garglezeed protect me!" "I'm dead"; Selen gets rogue'd
Selen finally learns smash
smash everything in sight
Plus RP, Fulgur; friends real
an unfriendly traveler, Selen dips immediately
Rosemi holds her own... except the one flying skull
F: "We've only met one friendly party" R: "I can fix them!"
Attempting to cheese the wraith
karma'd for attempting cheese again
Selen the loot goblin tactician barbarian gets herself stuck
"I've got this!" [fails to cheese]
"Ho traveler!" [chain lightning]
Selen betrays and solo escapes again, rosemald
that was so funny, he sounded like a sad grandpa
Fulgur trusts Selen, first mistake, Fulgur responds with Chain Lightning
simply a wizard diff
another traveler, this one's a gamer
trapped between the zone and a traveler, "Do your best e-girl voice"
Selen get the TLoU bunny treatment
Trading Hall, streamer treatment time
"Just saying the alpha closes in 3 days... if you don't need your stuff..."
Emotional manipulation using expression toggles "What, your sword is only blue? Disgusting..."
Surely they can't fail immediately now, right?
fellow traveler joins the party... dies immediately
another party, Selen TKs Rosemi
desperately trying to win back Rosemi's trust via trading
with every adventure fulgur gets even more dementia, dies to spiders
Selen last alive again, time to cheese
yolo-ing the altar
Rosemi revives, dies as her mic freaks it
get plucked fellow traveler, totally worth it
Selen fully dripped out
Fulgur Ovid (real)
another fully geared party, rip in peace
Rosemi draws aggro, dies, blames Selen for not frontlining
rosemi has no armor, hazukashii, ambushed... run right into the zone
Maybe frontliner isn't the role for Selen after all
Fulgur frontliner "wassup you soppy bollocks!"
R: "Now that Selen is no longer tank, I feel confident"
"Here's my magic fireball, motherplucker!" [hits herself]
suddenly a rogue, rosemi ponders mid-fight
"Where's my Dark and Darker RP server"
