
gday hime

featuring: my beloved sad pou + sad pou slippers

today: betty crocker's super moist chocolate fudge cake - not even hime believes in her baking skills

nasa pico raid

hime watched a documentary on planned obsolescance in consumer electronics + will NOT do feet for 100k

rie promises she has the right oven temp, it's not 350c this time

starting cooking - reading instructions

royal grandpa + cracking eggs

yuki yuna raid

adding dry to wet

hime deploys an emergency family member

gets a new bigger bowl and transfers it - looks like the chocolate she made for valentines day

"i literally feel like a witch... mixing a potion" + hime running out of breath

, granted I'm not a betty crocker expert, but as an american kid who should be an expert of eating this stuff, I never heard of actual oil being used and that much trying to remember back a <redacted> amount of time, we used milk

spiral eyes "must... keep... mixing..." + PLAP PLAP PLAP

putting cake batter in cake tin "all oiled up and ready to go"

the crazy foreshadowing of how cakes rise

"this is going to become the most glorious cake of all time"

brb and leaves you with pou

suddenly clio appears and GRAPES pou (himebro lmao) + hime returns

having the vod up next to me, was suddenly the most unironic use of "" (lmao himebro)

hime shows off her nails + she had an ikea golden retriever plush she had to put away because pika kept humping it + highly recommends getting a sad pou to squish

puts pou on her lap and pretends it's her balls + draws a butthole on him with a marker

"is that his coochie then?" decides it has another hole

sad bee makes his appearance + hime gives him a butthole too

"bro's asshole is prolapsed!"

hime owns 20-30+ plushies + has a second bed just for plushies + "i was never a red flag, i was always a pink flag"

"i might have just given him a prolapsed anus... but i would NEVER"

squidward backwards? - hime draws decks and elephants + fan making a hime figure

pafu backwards "you fap!"

hime has a suction chikorita over a suction bed for somi

"check the cake, you say?" hime does unspeakable things to pou + brings out her dog collar for pou (wtf)

hime brb to check on cake

hime returns coughing...

the cake runneth over + the cake is still raw inside

rie didn't mess up on purpose "i didn't do this for the bit! i wanted to eat the cake!"

hear me out section start

1: kirby - "he got that succ game"

2: companion cube

3: genshin slime - a bedroom aid

hime is not into orc/goblin stuff

4: pompompurin's butthole

5: netzache's core suppression form

6: the soma holes

7: curly from mouthwashing (nugget form)

8: pufferfish

"it's kinda like playing a game of hokey pokey"

9: queen of hatred (demon form)

10: fluid sac abno

11: melting love (but actually the minions)

12: braken (lethal company)

13: lonely wizard (inscryption)

"he doesn't know about the hime cock"

14: oogie boogie (nightmare before christmas)

sus comment + "i think bugs are kinda cool" + jack skellington is extreme normie bait

15: cunty looking snail - her brother showed her turbo, a snail movie + helped her brainstorm these

16: napstablook (undertale)

17: umbreon "sylveon has been tainted by the egirls with too much pink on them... couldn't be me"

18: genghis khan - "how often have you thought about genghis khan like this? more than i like to admit."

19: venom (without a host) - it was designed to appeal to fetishes

20: end portal in minecraft "imagine sticking your d in this and you're fuggin the dragon in the ass!"

21: XLR cable

22: water pick "you could easily insert this in your urethra"

23: lego tube connector things (technic pins)

24: ion skin for vandal in valorant - hime doesn't play valorant but she watches streams

25: that water jelly tube children's toy

26: rules on a hinge "i'd let that one be my scissor sister"

27: this b5 muji notebook

28: suction phone holder

29: hime's printer that stopped working "i think it's due for some correction, lads"

30: the cake itself

which one is the most craziest to you?

her grandparents have been watching the cake

picture with the cake "ready chat? say cheeeese!" 📷 - she'll post it under her tag "try and match my freak."
