harohime + hime ranting about the unc chaser song
hime has been congested for days, somi sits on her face while she sleeps
"number go up yippeee" + hime is new to real gambling, too used to gacha
game start - blue deck floor 1
your donation would go better at the sperm bank
"is that the coom card?!?" + "this guy on zinc supplements for real"
tskr
|--- floor 2
"no! i am not going in debt! not today!" + "this milk tastes weird"
"pure straight coom"
"dWHAT!??" amogus
"number go up make monkey happy... banana"
|--- floor 3
"redeem saar!" + wins rng on a wheel
hime sus
|--- floor 4 - "it's not about making enough, it's about getting as high as a..."
yippeee + number go up
"number go up make monkey happy ook ook aah aah"
|--- floor 5
hime laugh
hime got bored quickly of stardew valley
"hallucination, i'm plenty familiar with that"
doing the math for a single hand win (she doesn't but still wins)
|--- floor 6
unhinged hime laugh + desk slam "we never stop winning!"
"hop off my deck, dude"
unhinged hime laugh for wheel, wins again + "these suck! you suck!"
rie gets confused and annoyed with chat
hime learns the royal flush
"dang this is hard... i'm sweating a lil i won't lie"
awooo! arf arf awooo! "we beat the wall! we climbed the wall"
|--- floor 7
"we are so broke! ... yippeee!"
"please don't break..." AAA! it breaks
gambas for a pair, wins
"are you forkin kidding me" + chinese moment
"are you kidding me?! are you f'in serious right now?!" uehehe + "ez! ez! ez f'in game!"
floor 8
lots of messing around and metagaming in the shop
yippeee + "this is the coom run"
|--- tskr
yippeee amogus
victory! + yippeee + double yippeee + "eziest f'in game of my life!"
anyone want my seed? - ZZ3NQL8F
endless mode floor 1
"banana!"
"i'm getting today's shy look flashbacks"
hime mutes and makes a silly face + "this the kinda greed they talk about in the bible" - "lay down your worldly desires and embrace dedge"
"we are slowly getting rid of all the spades. we are gentrifying the spades."
|--- endless floor 2
"congratulations... i'm not saying that sheet tho"
game over
hime's autism hits and she has to get rid of the notifications
yippeee
