Hello everybody! It's finally time!
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Salad and Magni bonding over very normal intros
Game 1; Magni: "I'm a seiso gamer" Axel: "Where's that OW2 VOD?"
and so begins the questionable quotes and even more questionable toxicity
"I wish I was playing OW2 right now. How about you?" "no."
clutch kick and a beam to stay alive
Selen "forgets" Magni's banner, plays herself trying to karma the enemies
"Ranked? You're SILVER!?"
Ranked Game 1; Magni oldge, Apex still runs bad
Axel booli'd; Selen was always toxic. "Let's go fuck [up] some dudes"
Rank 2 "Apex is the game I play most off stream" "So you hate yourself" "No... well. Yeah"
Chess Club experiences, Selen pushes like 3 teams and gets jumpscared
Ranked 3
Rank 4; Apex streaming teaching moments
OW with Axel? Learn from Magni, don't Solo Queue
PC upgrades talk, and getting gaslit by chat
nearly a hard whiff trying to third party
Rank 5; purple squad, pls hire Selen from LinkedIn
clean, confident, nice teamwipe
Axel: "The RE-45 is so bad" Magni:"Maybe you're bad"
Axel and Pomu's opposite pre-debut Apex
Joe'd, Selen beams a fool
Rank 6, "Sometimes I wish I was a controller player"
Magni plugs in the controller, instantly rolls a dude
further lessons on roller-isms, nearly wipes a squad
Rank 7
purple armor pre-warmed for Selen
"I just charge rifle preds to make them mad" "You're the joker of vtubers, Selen"
pushing more teams, Selen enters your home
beaming more teams, Magni accidentally bodyblocks
and the clutch, only to get blasted from yet another squad
Rank 8 "Let chat choose your controller" "They'd make me use a flight stick" "That's content!"
Discussing their preferences on... killing some enemies in Apex... yeah
11 damage mastiff gaming
Rank 9; "I'm partial to Maglord" "Who calls you that?"
oof
a clean 2K
Aussie internet moment, Selen flexes her gigabit
"I'm gonna fuck these dudes" "Yeah, fuck em"
out of zone, and into 400 nades
Rank 10, "Have you ever been to a Maid Cafe", Magni sus
Selen downed, "So, magni, what kind of maid cafe do you want to go to?"
Selen relays her stories of the bros at the maid cafe, shaming Axel's kinkshaming
"there's the ones were someone can be mean to you" "you can get that for free though"
Overly realistic OL and Vtuber Maid Cafes with food perms
What would you like, the Apex Omelet, the Minecraft Soufflé, or OW2 Soup?
pushing the last 2 enemy squads
Rank 11
Rank 12
just push in on the teams to go next, but instead just wipe the enemies
Rank 13, some goldfish memory moments
Axel zoomer moment, then goes ultra boomer on anime tastes
"I watched anime." In response to not knowing the Matrix.*THEY MADE A MATRIX ANIME! NO EXCUSES!!*
Axel gets gaslit, girlboss, gatekept
Evangelion geeks (Spoiler warning. Not like Selen cares)
Retreating back through the ring, cracked gladiator
final 3 squads, time for beams
ez Loba 1v1, then a bait finisher for the CHAMPION!
TOXIC dragon moment
Overwatch 2 next? M:"You watched that stream didn't you" S:"I did."
cya Axel, Magni! Such fun to play with them (over to chatting screen)
Double gaslighting Axel. "We're all equal in gaslighting"
streamlabs donation readings, along with a quick SL dono plug
Superchats, and talking Sonic with Dez
best finisher
Ember updates! Bubble dragon
merch shilling time, and Selen's struggles getting her own merch
Selen's collab nervousness
Emasculating stream snipers
Experiences with snipers and sniping herself "I used to, just to get into good lobbies"
and back to Superchats, again
Almost... almost... OWL ambassador! (Friday, not tomorrow)
"I'm not a professional caster, but I am a professional vtuber. Who're you going to choose?"
