Start
hello hello everybody!
OST hype, and a bit of Selen's Metal taste
Starting on Beast, because chat made her
the lack of rhythm is already showing
rhythm unlocked by... only talking in rhythm
Voke, aka Canada
shotgun get, much hp loss
roasted by the game
OMG has major Devil May Cry 3 "Easy Mode is Now Selectable" energy. I still Remember, when Pat from the Super Best Friends flipped his shit at that message.
badums are getting more intense
knifeguy deadge
down a difficulty and restarting Voke
vocals attained by talking in rhythm "How is anyone else gonna commentate this?"
peak focus attained
"You know me? No wonder you made a hell based on rhythm" [Boss Fight]
Stygia
selen and chat have different thoughts on hand mouths
talking on beat starts again, vocals return
revolvers get, multitasking challenged again
quick reloads, badums intensify again
Boss 2, Beast Mode Badums Engage
B-side of Stop The Rain revealed
Yhelm
revolvers to get those vocals
Vulcan (bow)
rhythm attained, lost, then gained again
Boss 3, suddenly bullet hell
near-choke saved by the revolvers
Incaustis, spoiler alert: more banger music
Hellcrow get, vocals obtained
"Give me back the vocals!"
Boss 4, time for mandatory vocals
1HP and a dream
Gehenna, casual demon thirst
on-beat talking selen to get those vocals
cucked out of vocals again
she's not wrong though
something something ayo
another clutch revolver play to stay alive
Boss 5
another boss, another clutch
Nihil, the devil is a cake thief
favourite
two word of vocals
sword gaming
rhythm strugglebus
Boss 6... Two of them thangs
three of them thangs, out of heals
Acheron, rip skull bro
"I'm not killing her kids, they're just going to the orphanage"
another clutch, but now left at zero HP
apex audio reactions
Selen gives a convenient example for still being rhythmically challenged
Boss 7, Selen nearly karmas herself instantly
"2 more hits!" [5 more hits] "Okay more than 2 hits"
Sheol, the final showdown!
enemy rudely steals the vocals
"This is the final level? EZ! Oh Fuck! Oh SHIT!"
Final Boss, a giant skeleton and another banger
100-0'd, twice
now phase 2, dodge a giant sword
Phase 3, touhou harder
Sheol attempt 2
"Weak as hell" [smacked] "Oh shit I apologize"
badums to rescue the rhythm
Final Boss Attempt 2, instantly life 2
badums intensify even harder, Phase 3
final life
hyper daipan choke
Sheol attempt 3
just cheese out the vocals
void stalker panic
"Niece!" Brain melt is real
Final Boss attempt 3
badum boss symphony (Your honor, she's 2huing)
Phase 4, and suddenly... Victory!
"If Hell is Metal, what genre is Heaven?"
and the mandatory ego stroking
Post-credits epilogue. Hell, New York
Looking through the Bestiary and extras
over to chatting screen, with a little 'rock on' from The Unknown
Dragoon Rust Server sayonara later tonight
Donation readings
schedule overview for this week, including the Phasmo VR
