stream start, life's a mess
Team 1: Verhulst and NixAim Also introductions.
Dropping Treasure and Medina Island (or Bean)
washedlen intimidated by gamer callouts
tfw almost zero content creators in the lobby
Match 1 start; previous comp experience
pushed instantly, deadge "Well, nice meeting you guys..."
Selen not last (to die), so she's... better?
Yes, Selen has always been introverted
"how do you have so much energy on stream"
tournament nerves as usual
rip apex player numbers
Homies setting realistic expectations
new teammates time, Gnaske "G-snake?" and Cleaveee
G: "Controller or MnK" S: "MnK" G: "First mistake"
Selen explains brojobs to two apex pro players
"I'm on youtube you can say it on my stream"
Match 2: "wait where are we landing" C:"if we land on someone, do we blowjob on them?"
Lava Siphon IGL-ing from Gnaske
Selen is doing her best
"and that's where you give the brojob" "..."
infinite grenades, deadge sadge
a brotastic goodbye from Cleaveee, EU pros so chill, based
"wait was that on the main broadcast? Well, that's all I can add to this lobby!"
Team 3... "Wait surefour is gone too!?" Rkn and Sharky
immediately cursing her team "no rollers, I'm a content creator, I'm a vtuber..."
the mindgame strat, let's go
Match 3; oh joy cracked roller squads are existing
"You like my 11 kills?"
pushing a team on acorn
selen deadge... "surely they crafted a mobi...?"
tragically deadge, so very close "you know at least it was fun"
still upset over the surefour betrayal
"Is Mande gonna win again?" "Is he on height with a Charge Rifle" "Yes" "Then yes"
bro DCs and they still win
NA apex shoptalk time "Cool!"
"Noko and Clutch are bootleg pros"
Team 4: Kine and Effect "Finally someone I've played with before!"
"Who do I play? Just tell me who to play" "..." "Okay!"
Effect, the European, is serious. Rip the jokes.
Match 4; "I should have brought a conversation deck..."
the silence speaks volumes, Selen struggles to speak to literal children
Match 4 round 2
"The silence is killing YOU!? What about ME!?"
"Fuck that Mande guy" TheKine, 2022
Kine got 3-2-1'd crafting armour, but Effect wins the fight.
"Hey look they crafted a medkit" "...that was me"
another team incoming, and another
crossfired, sadge; so close though
Selen was in fact helpful "I'm practically pro!"
"All they do is talk about the game! You think I talk a lot, at least I talk about other stuff!"
K: "I got to shoot my wingman 5 times" S: "Hey you crafted that clutch medkit!"
Team 5: Scrappy and Sabs "Who the fuck"
Scrappy default pfp madge, fuming over silent pro streamers
Match 5
3rding a team
Selen kills a pro player "died to a vtuber"
mande on height with charge rifle again
pro wattson gameplay incoming
unlucky rotation, ggz (Top 7!)
Team 6; Sharky again, and Messiah
"His [Messiah] pfp is an anonymous mask, so you gotta be ready"
once again nobody talks "Anyway, looking forward to the Gamer wave? God I hope they talk to me..."
The discord is so gamer they are all muted
silence, pain
i will not provide any further context.
Match 6 "I've never played Crypto" "Don't worry, can't be worse than me"
silence, pain (again)
"So... you guys ever do small talk?" "Yeah, this is pretty casual"
background roommates poppin' off
pro afk crypto watching
griefed by not knowing controls, ripge "The most awkward team I've ever had"
"I made an attempt to socialize, that's all that matters"
"Was this content? Was streaming it a good idea?"
Gamer silence pain comes pouring out
Gamer Wave debut song leak (real)
Introvert nightmare mode
surefour extra jebaited
"Am I the brojob vtuber? I don't mind if that's my legacy"
More kills than some pro players, let's gooo
following the gachi bros "I'll play apex with them if they ask me"
"I think they saw my Silver badge and took it seriously"
the last time Selen played Wattson
