********Oh no, oh no, oh no, what do I do, this is bad
********啊不妙不妙不妙，怎麼辦啊糟了
Hehe, oh no, oh no, oh no—what should I do? This is bad…
********What do I do? This is bad. It's coming! Where is this?
********怎麼辦啊，完了，那個東西來了！這是哪裡？
What should I do? It’s bad—that thing is coming… Where is this?
Jojo reference?
********Where is this? It’s not written anywhere
********這是哪裡？根本沒寫地點啊
Where is this? It isn’t written anywhere…
********There’s no info, where am I even? What do I do...
********什麼都沒寫，這是哪裡啦？怎麼辦…
It's King Crimson, are you watching JoJo Day Stream too?I'm still learning japanese so, don't mind if I did any mistakes 😅
Nothing’s written at all. I wonder where it is… What should I do?
********What if this is like a normal place for fans? That’d be terrifying... Thank you so much
********萬一這是粉絲們平常會來的地方怎麼辦？太可怕了…謝謝大家
If this were just an ordinary place for all you fans…
…what would I do? Thank you…
********Actually, I first got to know Nito-san through Shorts—honestly, it was that bean-throwing one, and I *loved* it
********其實我會知道二藤先生，是因為他的短影片——就是那個丟豆子的，我超喜歡
Very much.
For me too—the way I first got to know Nito-san was honestly through his Shorts. I just really love those Shorts that completely flip everything on its head.
********I hope this stream can help drive away everyone’s bad vibes or curses or whatever. Oh, it’s here, it’s here!Even though I have social anxiety, I still watched! Ahh thank you for the super chat! Wait—please don’t send more! Thank you so much though!
********希望這場直播可以幫大家除除厄啊什麼的。啊來了來了來了！雖然我有社交恐懼，但我還是看了！哇謝謝你的超級留言！拜託不要再送啦！真的謝謝你！
I hope this stream can clear away all your “jaki.” (I know I have a fear of the “assembly squad” coming, but I’ve been watching.) Ah, thank you for the Super Chats. Oh, please—stop sending them! Thank you so much!
********I love that bean-throwing moment
********我真的超喜歡那個丟豆子的片段
I love that thing that totally “smashes the beans.”
********I keep rewatching it all the time
********我會一直反覆看耶
I end up watching it so regularly…
********The bean-throwing video is so good—I wanna see them all
********那支豆子影片超讚，我好想全部看一遍
[exclaimed] “Buchi make!”
The videos are insane—I want to watch every single one. But, hey everyone…
********But okay, if you’re curious, let’s check them out later. I’ll watch them by myself too
********大家如果好奇的話等等一起看吧，我自己也會看
if you’re curious, let’s watch them later; I’ll watch them on my own, too.
********I swear this is one of those, like, 18+ hotels, right?
********這裡感覺絕對是那種18禁飯店對吧？
This is absolutely just like that…
…like a 100-yen hotel, right?
ごめんこれ聞いた時めっちゃクッソワロタ😂😂😂😂😂
********We probably shouldn’t talk about it too much… oh well, moving on!
********雖然不能講太明，但算了啦，我們下一段～
I definitely shouldn’t be messing around too much with it, though…
Alright, that’s enough—moving on. Middle school days, maybe…
********Back in junior high, during lunch,
********我國中那時候，中午吃午餐的時候
…during school lunch period—
********if you gave a CD to the broadcasting committee, they’d play songs you liked
********只要把CD交給廣播組，就可以播你喜歡的歌
if you were on the broadcasting committee and brought a CD, you could have your favorite song played, you know?
********So we’d listen to music while eating lunch
********我們就邊吃午餐邊聽音樂
It was like listening to music while eating lunch.
********There was kind of a school-radio vibe to it
********有點像學校的迷你電台
That was the vibe.
But the broadcast was kind of like a radio…
********And sometimes Vocaloid songs would play, and as a nerd I’d be like, “OMG it’s Vocaloid!!”
********有時候會播Vocaloid的歌，我這個死宅就會超興奮「哇是V家耶！！」
Ah!
So…
Sometimes, Vocaloid songs would come on—and I’d just turn into an otaku, going, “Ah, it’s Vocaloid!” I was so surprised. Uh, sorry—but I’m happy it’s Vocaloid.
カワイイ…
********Sorry I got too excited—like “YAY! It’s Vocaloid!”
********剛剛太激動了抱歉，「哇是V家太開心了！」這種感覺
********Sometimes they'd play *Ifuudoudou* or *Koshitantan*
********有時候還會播《威風堂堂》或《虎視眈眈》
Then, sometimes, tracks like “If Doudou” (or something like that) would play…
********And I’d go “Whoa okay hold up”But the other students had no idea what it was
********我就會「欸欸欸！」但其他同學根本不知道那是什麼
…or “Koshitaga” would start up—
and I’d be like, “Whoa!” But the other students didn’t have a clue at all, so it was fine.
This is something that, for me and a few other Vocaloid otakus, is a bit rough around the edges…
********I was like, “Is this really okay?”It was just me and a few other Vocaloid nerds losing our minds quietly
********我心裡就在想：「這樣真的沒問題嗎…」就只有我跟幾個V宅在那邊偷偷興奮
For me—and a couple of other Vocaloid fans—it’s kind of messy…
…because none of the other students knew a thing about it. It’s all good, though.
…especially since “If Doudou” (I mean, even “If Doudou” is crazy)
********If it’s the Vocaloid version of *Ifuudoudou* it’s fine
********如果是V家版本的《威風堂堂》還好
—but if it’s the cover singer’s version, it’s insane…
********But if it’s the utaite (human singer) version, it’s risky
********但如果是歌い手版本就危險了
…while the Vocaloid version of “If Doudou” is totally fine.
********With *Koshitantan*, there’s that intense instrumental
********《虎視眈眈》那首歌有那段很激烈的樂器部分
Right? I mean, it’s still pretty good. How should I put it… that edgy, borderline part of the performance—doesn’t it exist?
********You know, like “chu-chu-chu-chu”
********就像「啾啾啾啾」那段
There isn’t one, is there? In the case of “Koshitaga,” right at the “chiran–chacha–chan” part…
(chacha chacha–chan)
********It hits you hard and directly—it’s too much!
********那段一來會直接命中你，超不妙
—it comes in so directly that it’s insane. I thought, “It must be constant,” and suddenly it just became that way.
********As soon as it becomes *Koshitantan*, I freak out
********一播到《虎視眈眈》我就開始緊張了
The moment it hit, I got super flustered.
********That part’s coming
********那段要來了
Because that part was coming…
********That “chu-chu” part is coming
********那個「啾啾啾」要來了
…the “chirachana” part was coming, and then,
********The utaite version playing back then, I think, was Rib’s
********那時候播的應該是Rib的翻唱版本
the singer playing in the background was probably Rib-san.
********And I wasn’t even *that* deep into being a nerd back then
********我那時候還沒那麼宅
Rib-san—back then, Rib-san wasn’t such an otaku, so it was wild.
********But I was like “oh no, oh no, this is bad!”
********但我還是想說「糟了糟了，這不行啊！」
It’s just insane, insane, insane—this human version is insane, the human version is insane. Who on earth brought something like this? It’s crazy—absolutely crazy!
********Human version is too intense!!
********真人唱的版本太強烈了！
********Who the heck brought this in?! This is bad!!
********誰帶這片CD來的啊！！完蛋了！
********I was full-on panicking
********我整個人超慌
I was thinking, “Whoa, okay, okay,” and when it reached that “chirachacha–chan” part, suddenly—no one said a word anymore. Ah, Rib-san…
********Then when that “chu-chu-chu-chu” part finally came…
********結果那段「啾啾啾啾」真的播了的時候……
********...nothing happened.
********什麼事也沒發生
********And I was like “Ah, it’s Rib!” and felt so happy
********我才鬆了一口氣，「啊，是Rib啊～」超開心的
—I was like, “That’s amazing; I’m so happy!” That’s the story.
********Also, I watched the Chanel movie. I saw the Gucci movie too
********我還看了香奈兒的電影，Gucci的也看了
I watched a Chanel movie. I even watched a Gucci movie—
I don’t know… what’s up with that movie, huh?
a Gucci movie.
********And like… I don’t know, how do I put it…
********Gucci那部……嗯……該怎麼說呢……
********There was kind of an awkward scene in the middle
********中間有一段滿尷尬的場景
It’s like… there was this awkward scene in the middle.
And then, my impressions ended up feeling kind of shallow…
********So I was like “ahhh…”
********我就「啊……」這樣
********Wow that was a shallow review lol
********超淺的觀後感（笑）
…maybe because I went to watch it with my family, so it shifted into a different kind of production. I thought, “Now what comes next?”
********I watched it with family, so it was kinda awkward
********因為是跟家人一起看的，有點尷尬
********“What am I wearing now?” Pajamas
********「我現在穿什麼？」睡衣（笑）
Pajamas?
********[Music]There may be some mistake since im not native to both english and japanese, and i hope someone can correct me by replying the commnet so that i can edit the comment to correct it
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